"Hi folks, John Madden here live and very remote at Vip.. Furr... Veep..."
"vpFREE"
"Thanks JJT. I'm here with JJT who bills himself as the greatest name in
horse racing to find out his picks for the Belmont Stakes."
"Thanks Dave. It's always..."
"I'm John, John Madden."
"Sorry. Wrong show. No wonder I don't see Lohan on the couch. Tell her she
can spend her jail time at my house."
"She's not in jail. Paris Hilton...."
"No big deal. We all go to jail from time to time. Now, what can I do for
you John?"
"Your picks for the Belmont Stakes. The world is waiting."
"Only one pick John and with due respect to my compadre horse picker, Coach
Vee... You're wrong, Alfalfa Breath. Curlin to show, horse number 3 in the
11th race. And don't worry, Asmussen the trainer isn't banned for doping lately
so he'll be at the track as well as some of the other trainers who are not
banned for doping. It must be hard to work a horse from across the street with
a telescope and a walkie talkie. In an ordinary race the 6/5 morning line
favorite would pay $2.10 or $2.20 but in a big race like this look for like
$2.30 or $2.40, an overlay.
"There you have it ladies and gentlemen, JJT the greatest..."
"Oh, if you bet $20 at Arizona Charlie's you get a nice new white T shirt,
but you have to remind the clerk to give it to you. After you wear it a couple
of times it will be yellow like your other shirts."
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