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Inauguration humor

#1

A lobbyist on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse
than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the
hold-up?" The officer replied, "Bush is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we
went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda,
or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. So
we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are
still siphoning."

#2

I'm curious about your motivations to post lame political humor on a
sublist of a video poker mailing list.

Are you educating the ignorant masses who decided to vote for the
president? Are you making yourself feel better?

Why go to all the effort?

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On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:05:37 -0000, John <three2theroyal@yahoo.com> wrote:

A lobbyist on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse
than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the
hold-up?" The officer replied, "Bush is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we
went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda,
or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. So
we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are
still siphoning."

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#3

It started with monkey-boy rob singer touting on and on about the
good war we are involved in and the rightousness of the republican
party. This site exists to give people an outlet to discuss subjects
that aren't permitted in VPFree. You should know, shunned one. I'm
posting here to make people like you think about what you have done.

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Bruno Magli <bruno.magli@g...>
wrote:

I'm curious about your motivations to post lame political humor on

a

sublist of a video poker mailing list.

Are you educating the ignorant masses who decided to vote for the
president? Are you making yourself feel better?

Why go to all the effort?

>
>
> A lobbyist on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came

to a

> dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems

worse

> than usual."
>
> He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
> cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's

the

> hold-up?" The officer replied, "Bush is depressed, so he stopped

his

> motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and

set

> himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we
> went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-

Qaeda,

> or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy

friends. So

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On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:05:37 -0000, John <three2theroyal@y...> wrote:
> we're taking up a collection for him."
>
> The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
>
> The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are
> still siphoning."
>
>
> vpFREE Links: http://members.cox.net/vpfree/Links.htm
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
>
>
>
>
>

--
Bruno Magli
Try my shoes!

#4

Beware of any post that begins, "I don't read this board very often."
Still, although I don't read this board very often ... 8-), why am I
not surprised that a pusher of discredited gambling theories is also a
fan of the current administration and its policies?

It started with monkey-boy rob singer touting on and on about the
good war we are involved in and the rightousness of the republican
party. This site exists to give people an outlet to discuss

subjects

that aren't permitted in VPFree. You should know, shunned one. I'm
posting here to make people like you think about what you have done.

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Bruno Magli <bruno.magli@g...>
wrote:
> I'm curious about your motivations to post lame political humor

on

a
> sublist of a video poker mailing list.
>
> Are you educating the ignorant masses who decided to vote for the
> president? Are you making yourself feel better?
>
> Why go to all the effort?
>
>
> >
> >

> > A lobbyist on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came
to a
> > dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems
worse
> > than usual."
> >
> > He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
> > cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's
the
> > hold-up?" The officer replied, "Bush is depressed, so he

stopped

his
> > motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and
set
> > himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why

we

···

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "John" <three2theroyal@y...> wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:05:37 -0000, John <three2theroyal@y...> > wrote:
> > went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-
Qaeda,
> > or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy
friends. So
> > we're taking up a collection for him."
> >
> > The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
> >
> > The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are
> > still siphoning."
> >
> >
> > vpFREE Links: http://members.cox.net/vpfree/Links.htm
> >
> > Yahoo! Groups Links
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
> --
> Bruno Magli
> Try my shoes!