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#1

As most of you know I've been using a bicycle for my total transportation
since 96' but last week my friend won a new Saturn in a casino drawing. She gave
me her old car, a 92 Ford Escort, you guessed it, she won that in a casino
drawing in 92' I remember taking a new car trip with her in 92' to Misquite
and her parking at the far end of a parking lot to avoid dents. Same thing with
the new car.

Now here's the problem. I rode my bike up Boulder and up Pecos with a nice
tail wind pushing me. Stuffed the bike in my "new" car trunk and began the trip
back home. I was on Charleston in the middle of a block doing about the
speed limit, coasting in 5th gear when a pickup truck with the suspension that
would enable him to easily drive over railroad tracks, followed me for a while
then roared around me as if it was the start of the Indy 500 with Jean Scott
saying, "Video Poker Players Press Your Max Play Buttons." The really
sickening thing was he could clearly see the light ahead had just turned red so he
had to slam on his breaks right away. It was like that all the rest of the way
home from several motorists.

Here's my idea. I'm going to put a sign on my trunk "BAD ENGINE, PLEASE
PASS" That way I can drive nice and speed limit slow and save gas.
JT

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#2

JT: I'm so glad you got a car. I worried about you on that bike. It's dangerous enough on our streets when you are surrounded by metal. Every time we passed an accident involving a bike, I was afraid it might be you. I was always glad when you posted after one of those incident!!!!

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#3

I'm shocked. Are you sure you're not making this up?
I'm asking because normally, people driving trucks are always so
considerate.
I've never seen some chrome dome punk driving one flip me off, shout trash,
or try to cut me off, ever.
Nothing like that.

Men who drive pickups and never haul anything have extremely small penises.

TC

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On 5/28/07, jt417552@aol.com <jt417552@aol.com> wrote:

  As most of you know I've been using a bicycle for my total
transportation
since 96' but last week my friend won a new Saturn in a casino drawing.
She gave
me her old car, a 92 Ford Escort, you guessed it, she won that in a casino

drawing in 92' I remember taking a new car trip with her in 92' to
Misquite
and her parking at the far end of a parking lot to avoid dents. Same thing
with
the new car.

Now here's the problem. I rode my bike up Boulder and up Pecos with a nice

tail wind pushing me. Stuffed the bike in my "new" car trunk and began the
trip
back home. I was on Charleston in the middle of a block doing about the
speed limit, coasting in 5th gear when a pickup truck with the suspension
that
would enable him to easily drive over railroad tracks, followed me for a
while
then roared around me as if it was the start of the Indy 500 with Jean
Scott
saying, "Video Poker Players Press Your Max Play Buttons." The really
sickening thing was he could clearly see the light ahead had just turned
red so he
had to slam on his breaks right away. It was like that all the rest of the
way
home from several motorists.

Here's my idea. I'm going to put a sign on my trunk "BAD ENGINE, PLEASE
PASS" That way I can drive nice and speed limit slow and save gas.
JT

************************************** See what's free at
http://www.aol.com.

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#4

I drive my bicycle through Kansas City regularly. FYI: a bicycle is
considered a vehicle in all 50 states and is to be expected anywhere
other vehicles drive except where specifically prohibited(mostly
interstates). Most of the danger is merely perceived and not actual
danger, especially if you drive the bicycle predictably.

Now, my top 10 worst drivers especially while driving a bicycle:

1. Men in pickups
2. Teenage children(either sex) in any vehicle especially with other
teenage passengers
3. Women in SUVs (Especially with children)
4. Anyone in SUVs (Does the extra unnecessary metal go the head? I
have a freaking tank and am more important than you. Get out of my
way!!!!)
5. Hybrid drivers (trying to take out a more fuel conservative vehicle?)
6. Anyone using a cell phone. Put the phone down and watch where you
are going.

Slow down and live,
David P. Woods

Men who drive pickups and never haul anything have extremely small

penises.

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