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I beg to differ! .....Me too!

#1

In a message dated 2/20/2007 1:10:50 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
jackessiebabe@yahoo.com writes:

If the hustlers can learn to push buttons with their feet,
They can play three machines, without leaving their seat!

You stole my VP Viagra joke. You tried to hide the theft by changing one
word to "feet". My attorney will be contacting you.
JT
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#2

Hi JT,

I know that you're still more than a little p.o'd about losing your
100 Mil last month, but don't try to recoup your money from me with
your phony law suit!

I consulted with my first cousin, who is an attorney practicing in
Nevada. Just so you know how knowledgeable he is, his practice
specializes in representing Video Poker Hustlers in their actions
against casinos who downgrade VP pay tables. His nickname is "BB".
Short for Barracuda Ben.

Anyway, "BB." assures me that you have no case. Your joke is
clearly not funny since it doesn't rhyme!

Try Again.
~Babe~

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jackessiebabe@... writes:

If the hustlers can learn to push buttons with their feet,
They can play three machines, without leaving their seat!

In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, jt417552@... wrote:

You stole my VP Viagra joke. You tried to hide the theft by changing
one word to "feet". My attorney will be contacting you.
JT

#3

Anyway, "BB." assures me that you have no case. Your joke is
clearly not funny since it doesn't rhyme!

Try Again.
~Babe~

I'm pretty sure his version used the word
Nantucket.

#4

Unless JT's original word was a protein usually served with
potatoes.

Anyway, "BB." assures me that you have no case. Your joke is
clearly not funny since it doesn't rhyme!

Try Again.
~Babe~

jackessiebabe@ writes:

If the hustlers can learn to push buttons with their feet,
They can play three machines, without leaving their seat!

You stole my VP Viagra joke. You tried to hide the theft by

changing

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In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, jt417552@ wrote:
one word to "feet". My attorney will be contacting you.
JT

#5

Anyway, "BB." assures me that you have no case. Your joke is
clearly not funny since it doesn't rhyme!
Try Again.
~Babe~

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In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "worldbefree22001" <krajewski.sa@...> wrote:

I'm pretty sure his version used the word Nantucket.

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Well sure, If he wanted to hit the vp machine's buttons with a bucket!

I suppose you want to sue me now, also. Well, just get in line! (-:
~Babe~

#6

Jay, may I ask what "steak" has to do with the off-topic under
discussion? Don't even bother with your lawsuit! (-:
~Babe~

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jaywilly240" <wha724@...> wrote:

Unless JT's original word was a protein usually served with
potatoes.

Anyway, "BB." assures me that you have no case. Your joke is
clearly not funny since it doesn't rhyme!
~Babe~

jackessiebabe@ writes:

If the hustlers can learn to push buttons with their feet,
They can play three machines, without leaving their seat!

In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, jt417552@ wrote:
You stole my VP Viagra joke. You tried to hide the theft by
changing one word to "feet". My attorney will be contacting you.
  JT

#7

Reminds me of an old one:

Beautiful girl is shipwrecked and cast away on a small island, where she finds a guy castaway.
Girl: How long have you been here by yourself?
Guy: 3 years.
Girl: 3Years! What do you do all day?
Guy: Mostly body surf and dig clams.
Girl: Well I got something for you you haven't had in a long time!
(Girl jumps his bod.) Afterward:
Girl: well how did you like that?
Guy: It was a lot better than body surfing, but it did kind of mess up my clam digger.
jt417552@aol.com wrote:

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In a message dated 2/20/2007 1:10:50 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
jackessiebabe@yahoo.com <mailto:jackessiebabe%40yahoo.com> writes:

If the hustlers can learn to push buttons with their feet,
They can play three machines, without leaving their seat!

You stole my VP Viagra joke. You tried to hide the theft by changing one
word to "feet". My attorney will be contacting you.
JT
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#8

Well, Uncle Skip, I can surely see where your nephew, JT, gets his
ideas! I thought they might have come from his Uncle Howard, but now
I know the REAL truth.

~Babe~

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Skip Hughes <skiphughes@...> wrote:

........Guy: It was a lot better than body surfing, but it did kind of
mess up my clam digger.

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jt417552@... wrote:

...... You stole my VP Viagra joke. You tried to hide the theft by
changing one word to "feet". My attorney will be contacting you.
JT