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#1

In a message dated 2/19/2003 3:25:29 AM Pacific Standard Time,
quadzilla666@earthlink.net writes:

My previous message, in response to the thread
"Help with odds of dealt hands" was intended as
a joke. I am curious to see what kinds of replies
I get.

Obviously it makes no difference what the base
game is when the payoffs are all zero.

As you can see from my previous reply, it certainly does make a difference
which game you choose. The frequency of a dealt quad is certainly much higher
at Deuces Wild than at JOB. It depends on exactly what type of hand you are
interested in.

Brian

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#2

As you can see from my previous reply, it certainly does make a difference
which game you choose. The frequency of a dealt quad is certainly much
higher
at Deuces Wild than at JOB. It depends on exactly what type of hand you are
interested in.

I understand. The game selected affects the partitioning of the
set of possible dealt hands. If we add in wild cards, we even get
entirely new kinds of hands.

The choice of game has no effect on the distributions of dealt cards
(which was the point of my poorly thought out joke.)

QZ

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-----Original Message-----
From: BJayGold@aol.com [mailto:BJayG…@…com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 1:20 PM
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [vpFREE] Humor

My previous message, in response to the thread
"Help with odds of dealt hands" was intended as
a joke. I am curious to see what kinds of replies
I get.

Obviously it makes no difference what the base
game is when the payoffs are all zero.

#3

Everyone has been posting "odds of" questions.... well, I have a few also.

What are the odds of Coast properties putting FP machines back in?

What are the odds of going to a buffet and finding silverware without water spots on it?

What are the odds of a typical slot host being in the same casino a year from now?

What are the odds hitting a construction crew worker on I-15?

What are the odds of the I-15 between stateline and Victorville ever being completed in my lifetime?

What are the odds of all the people playing FP VP all having a winning year?

What are the odds that someone will be offended by this post and complain it is not a VP topic?

Now THESE are important issues.

ADR

p.s. Am I the only member of this group that doesn't write a column on video poker and have a link posted daily? :>