--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jackessiebabe" <jackessiebabe@...>
wrote:
My own story is a trifle different. I was at the EC, playing .50c
JW. Sitting next to me was an elderly lady, playing DDB, while
being
coached on each hand, by her equally clueless husband. Suddenly,
they both began to chatter excitedly. Glancing over, I noticed that
she had been dealt a flush, which also contained RF4.
I watched surrepitiously, w/o comment. I NEVER, EVER presume to
tell another player how to play a hand. The husband noticed me
peeking at the hand, and asked what I would do. I told him that I
never give advice about how someone else should play a hand. I
explained that was because, even if my advice was dead-on correct,
it might not turn out to be advantageous to the player.
They discussed the hand awhile longer between themselves.
Finally, the old guy turned to me again, asking what I would do
with
the hand. He stated that however it turned out, they would not
hold
me responsible. OK, I said with a sigh, unless the dealt hand is a
SF, the correct hold is always RF4. You are gambling a 30 coin sure
return against a 4000 coin potential return.
Their minds now made up, the wife carefully held the 4 RF cards,
discarding the suited small card. Up popped an unsuited small
card.
With a venomous glance in my direction, the old guy loudly
proclaimed, "See? I told you that she probably doesn't
know how to play any better than we do!"
~Babe~
You'll have to disregard my previous post where I didn't post
anything. I'm having an uncoordination day. Good thing I'm not
playing video poker today. Anyways, very funny story, Babe.
Now here's mine. I was playing FPDW onetime and for some reason the
person behind me on another machine caught my attention. I turned
around to see him holding a 2 and a 3 and drawing three cards. I
looked up to see what he was playing. It was Double Double
Bonus. "That explains it", I thought, "What a BLOOMING IDIOT this
guy is."
A little while later I heard a WHOOPEEE!!! from behind me and turned
to see that he had held a 3 and a 4 and caught 333 makiing the small
quads with the kicker. "Maybe I'm the idiot," I thought.