In a message dated 5/25/2007 9:10:54 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
vegasvpplayer@juno.com writes:
As I entered the Hard Rock Las Vegas at 8 AM this morning, I could
tell something was different.
................
I'm not supposed to tell you guys this. They might kill me. You know, the
mob. But... I figure you only live once so here goes...
I was entering the Hard Rock, walking down the long corridor from the garage
entrance when out of the corner of my eye I noticed in one of the meeting
rooms a very handsome looking frosted cake and those special silver coffee
servers. People were filing in so I followed. got a slab of yummy cake a cup of
coffee and took a seat.
It was during this meeting that I found out the reason for all the Hard Rock
changes. They want to drive out all the customers and file bankruptcy the
reopen as... I have to break you folk in on this slowly. Do the sports teams
named "LA T-Birds" and "Bay Bombers" mean anything to you? How about sports
stars Judy Sowinski, Punky Gardner or Danny Reilly? Does the sports announcer
who always used to say "Whooooaaah Nellie" mean anything? That was Dick Lane by
the way.
OK. You ever notice the HR casino is shaped like a big bowel? The original
design and purpose was altered for a conventional casino but after closing and
reopening the new venue will be.... PARA-MUTUEL ROLLER DERBY. Yes. Dick
Lane's grandson will be doing the Whooooaaah Nellie's and descendants of the
original stars will be skating on the track. I heard them say the only music will
be live Country & Western done by descendants of the Spade Cooley band.
If you have any cash back coming then cash it out now.
JT
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