Happy Mail Offers! [private 4 Babe's eyeballs only]

[jt417552]

In a message dated 6/8/2007 7:50:54 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
jackessiebabe@yahoo.com writes:

Now just a little minute, bl! I not only was at the Cubic Zirconia
tier level at Westward Ho (drat them for closing!) but I formulated
the CZ level benefits! How fast they forget!
..............
Shhhhhh. I hope I get the private email to you thingie right. Shhhhhh Like
you I just received a couple of wedding size invites. One was from my niece in
Pittsburg. She's getting married at Disney World in Florida. What a deal it's
gonna be. I always knew my sad life was from not getting married properly,
but anyway... the other email was from Stations... again.. shhhhhhh. don't
tell anybody ok? They invited me and a friend [you] to join the new secret "Team
Dancer Chairman" players club level. We don't have to play a cent to be in
it. Shhhhhh. All we have to do is fulfill the unused offers extended to Bob
and Shirley so they can maintain their Chairman level. Stations insists on
sending the top level players on trips to California for front row seats at rock
concerts and giving them special box seats for all IRL races at the LVMS. I
went to one of those btw. I'll bring a book this time as all you see is tiny
cars going round and round and people standing up to look at an accident that
happened ten seconds ago. It's not like on TV. No cam behind the drivers
helmet or anything.
JT

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[jackessiebabe]

.....Shhhhhh Like you I just received a couple of wedding size
invites. One was from my niece in Pittsburg. She's getting married
at Disney World in Florida. What a deal it's gonna be.......

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, jt417552@... wrote:

Shhhhhh. I hope I get the private email to you thingie right.

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First of all, in regard to your subject title, my eyeballs are an
integral part of my head, which is connected to my neck, which is
connected to my shoulders, which is connected to my.....well, you
know the rest of the song. Therefore, all of me was privy to your
not-so-secret message.

But worst of all, you pushed the wrong email address thingie, JT.
I'm afraid that this mistake will have dire consequences for your
niece's and future nephew's wedding budget!

That is, if they're planning to provide and pay for some food for
the wedding guests.

I do think that some kind of munchies are in order, to complement
the cash bar. I understand that in addition to Coors Lite, the bar
will feature white, rose' and red Ripple.

The grapevine has it that most all of the 7000+ vpFREE members are
hiring a fleet of jets, and flying to Disney World to attend your
relative's wedding shindig! This comped affair is too good to pass
up!

I believe that vpfae and his lovely bride have agreed to be the MCs
at the affair. I've also been told that a class sign-up sheet will
be available for interested parties who wish to partake of FREE
instruction from any GT columnist of their choice!

Rooms have been reserved at the Muggy Swamp Motel, just a short
piece down the road from Disney World. Access their website at
www.muggyswampmotel.com for further imformation.

You'll note that the MSM sprays hourly, with a high grade of bug
juice, to prevent any investation of Palmettos, Black Widder
Spiders, Bedbugs and fleas!......Human, VP playing fleas will NOT be
sprayed!

Hey, JT, next time be more careful where you post your messages!

... the other email was from Stations... again.. shhhhhhh.

don't tell anybody ok? They invited me and a friend [you] to join
the new secret "Team Dancer Chairman" players club level.

I'm really sorry, JT, but you'll have to find another friend. ))O:
I'm already Cubic Zirconia level at Stations, and I'm loathe to do
anything that will jeopardize that exalted status!

We don't have to play a cent to be in it. Shhhhhh. All we

have to do is fulfill the unused offers extended to Bob and Shirley
so they can maintain their Chairman level.

That's tempting alright, but not quite good enough. Besides, I've
already contacted Bob, in a private email (unlike some folks, I KNOW
which address to use) and volunteered to take a few unused offers
off his hands, FREE of any charge to him! For some reason, he
declined my generous offer. I don't anticipate that Stations will
be any more forthcoming.

See ya at the wedding! I'll be the one in the 58 year old pink prom
dress. Yeah! Right! I can really fit into my prom dress! ((O:

~Babe~