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From one of tralfamidorgooglycrackers "first" posts on vpFREE, in July, 2007:

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In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "tralfamidorgooglycrackers" wrote:

In a bold move announced Monday, the Silver Commode announced that as
of today, it would no longer pay its employees at all.

"They can work for tips, which can be quite lucrative," said J Pierpont Bumblebottom, CEO of Bathroom Fixtures Gaming, Inc. "It's absurd to think that the CASINO should be the one to pay its employees--the public should. We give our employees the benefit of working in
our casinos and earning tips--no other compensation should be necessary."

  Does any of this verbiage sound vaguely familiar? If it looks like a rock and sounds like a rock and writes like a rock, it probably IS a rock!
   
  For those of you who have not yet deciphered the poster's handle, it would indicate that he's an alien from the planet of Tralfamidor (a faraway place conceived in the fertile imagination of Kurt Vonnegut) who can't throw a straight bowling ball down the alley (googly) and is wild and crazy (crackers).
   
  Though I usually avoid responding to posters who are trolling for attention, when they personally attack a friend of mine, I suspend that self-imposed restriction.
   
  Harry, not to worry! The little green man's antenna are twisted in a knot, causing incorrect and impolite sentiments to spew forth.
   
  ~Babe~

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Though I usually avoid responding to posters who are trolling for
attention, when they personally attack a friend of mine, I suspend
that self-imposed restriction.

   
  Harry, not to worry! The little green man's antenna are twisted

in a knot, causing incorrect and impolite sentiments to spew forth.

   
  ~Babe~

Wow, Babe, your detective skills are razor-sharp. I am indeed the

author of the July 2007 post you mentioned. Of course, since I made
that post under the EXACT SAME username ("handle"), which is
somewhat unique, it wasn't THAT much of an act of brilliant
deduction on your part.

I have no idea of what "personal attack on a friend of mine" you
could possibly be referring to. The only thing I can recall doing is
OBJECTING to someone calling ME names. Wow. I guess that constitutes
an "attack". LOL.

I also am amazed at how a post like this one of yours is, by YOUR
standards, COMPLETELY unobjectionable. I could easily consider it an
attack on myself. So I must conclude: you actually have no objection
to personal attacks and nasty language, as long as YOU'RE the
originator!

LOL!!!!!!