I'd be almost annoyed if I could ever stop laughing.....
This month, I got $10 x 2 for bounceback. WooHoo!
Almost pays for the gas to get there and back!
PLUS, Chateaubriand for 2 in the Alley Grille for $49.
Can't use a comp for that, though.
PLUS, it's Double Points month!
Any day all month except Fridays and Saturdays.
At least the "excludes video poker" line wasn't hidden in fine print
this time.
heh heh heh..............
- Brian in MI
<Marksalot300@...> wrote:
" I'd be almost annoyed if I could ever stop laughing.....
This month, I got $10 x 2 for bounceback. WooHoo!
Almost pays for the gas to get there and back!"
Wow Brian, guess I should be excited got 2 x $40 for my bounceback.
Only so many Greek dollars to go around, we need to fund the double
points that we won't get anyway. Played there Tuesday and saw someone
get a W-2 G playin the 100 play 1 cent DDB game on dealt aces with a
kicker looked like he was playin about 80 lines at the time.
Greetings, Guys,
Last month I got three $40 bouncebacks from GT. This month I got two
$60 ones. Obviously a much better deal. I've playing a lot of dollar vp
lately and have been up and down in winning and losing. I've had about
seven one-card draws at a royal playing Bonus Poker at the bar. I've hit
the royal once there and I'll probably hit another one if I play there
long enough.
Terrence "VP Pappy" Murphy's
The JOKE-TIONARY of POKER
Jokes, Puns, Quips, One Liners, Groaners, Quotes, Wit, Wisdom, and Other
Craziness on the Terminology of Poker
I'm finished with my poker joke book. 251,590 words and 504 pages of
wild and crazy poker and gambling humor, plus some strategy and poker
wisdom. I'm now composing a book proposal letter to send out to
publishing houses. I'll start sending it out in December.
I will be at our next meeting, although I'll probably be broke from
all the Christmas gifts I bought this year. Look for me at the penny
machines.
Terry & VP Pappy
"Beware of poker players with infinite patience." --VP Pappy
More from my book:
Advantage: 1. A better hand than your opponent, at the moment.
2. All I ever wanted was an unfair advantage.
3. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you
know at least somebody's listening.
4. The only real advantage to rap music is that nobody
can whistle it.
5. Japanese Hotel sign: "YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THE
CHAMBERMAID"
The Advantages of Alzheimer's:
1. You never have to watch television reruns.
2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
3. New girlfriend or wife every day.
4. You only need one book.
5. You shoot 18 for 18 holes of golf, every time.
6. You get to laugh at the same jokes over and over again.
7. You get to wear new clothes every day.
8. Never having to say you're sorry.
You know what the great thing about Alzheimer's disease is? You never
see the same movie twice!
You know what the second greatest thing about Alzheimer's disease is?
You never see the same movie twice!
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--- In vpFREE_Detroit@yahoogroups.com, "marksalot300" <Marksalot300@...>
wrote:
I'd be almost annoyed if I could ever stop laughing.....
This month, I got $10 x 2 for bounceback. WooHoo!
Almost pays for the gas to get there and back!PLUS, Chateaubriand for 2 in the Alley Grille for $49.
Can't use a comp for that, though.PLUS, it's Double Points month!
Any day all month except Fridays and Saturdays.
At least the "excludes video poker" line wasn't hidden in fine print
this time.heh heh heh..............
- Brian in MI
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