Last week Dolores and I took Soaring Eagle's offer of a free room.
The room was good, the free comped food in the Water Lilly was great,
but the video poker was lousy.
I played nothing but quarters for two days at the best games I could
find and lost about a grand. Damn...I hate when that happens!
I dropped $500 on the first day playing Pick-a Pair that stiffed you
five credits on the three of a kind. and $199 on the straight flush
and a couple of other losers. Dolores on the other hand, hit three
quads on Pick-a Pair and made about $400. I could have just handed
her the $400 and stayed in my room watching Sponge Bob Square Pants.
I also play for several hours on a nickel 9/6 JB and lost another
$200.(Yes..$200 on nickels?) I couldn't put my finger on it, but what
I saw at that game, just didn't look right.(maybe my imagination?) I
must of had sixty or more shots, holding trips, at a quad playing
that game and missed them all? I did get one dealt to me and two off
pairs, but none off three of a kind. Coincidence? Unlucky?
I even tried playing the da slots for a while, but no luck there and
I didn't see anyone else getting lucky around me either. I had an
unnamed confidential source at the place tell me that the slots (all
of them? Some of them?) were set at 65% payback. I had no reason to
disbelieve him, especially after seeing my results and the other
patron's results around me all day and night.
They have laid off a lot of workers because the revenues aren't high
enough and it shows in the place.
"Feeling sorry for a casino because business id bad and they might
have to close, is sorta like feeling sorry for the Devil because not
enough sinners are dying and he might have to close Hell."
--VP Pappy
They shut down the Player's booth in the old building forcing
everyone to stand in a long, long line in the new building for maybe
a half-hour or more just to take care of business. Most of the time I
was there, that line never got smaller than 75 or so people.
Dolores kept winning, for a while, but slowly gave it all back by the
end of the second day playing VP and da slots. So that free room only
cost me #1,000. Not bad for a place to sleep and all the shampoo I
could steal. And they don't even have pens in the rooms now...only
pencils.
Terrence "VP Pappy" Murphy
"A casino is a place where they have what it takes, to take what you
have." --VP Pappy
PS: We just got another card from Soaring Eagle offering us another
free $1,000 room.
PS: PS: I'm up to 175 pages of my new poker book. This one is a
serious one which should have a better chance to get published.