LOL - you can join Costco for $35 a year and get enough free samples every day at lunch time to fill your tummy. $35 a year for free lunch every day; how can you go wrong 
and no ADT to worry about (but, no rooms either – but, no tips either).
More seriously (much more seriously, since the above wasn’t serious at all), is there any heat for making 7 star minimum and then taking the comps all year with no play? Seems like that’s a red flag, especially if you’re thinking of a couple hundred nights of free rooms (with a friend who did the same, you could LIVE at a casino-hotel all year long!).
The guy who never tipped is another story; I wonder how much server-saliva he ended up consuming unknowingly (or worse)
–BG
Darryl McEwen did a story about a low stakes player that basically was 7* to eat and drink all day for free and never tipped.