"Why is it that the worst gamblers seem to give the most advice?"
"Gamblers to casinos are what mice are to mousetraps."
"Show me a wealthy gambler and I'll show you someone who has made
his money from something other than gambling."
"My gambling fantasy is to be playing the slots in a casino, feel
a tap on my shoulder,and hear a floor person say, "Sir, we're not
going to allow you to play the slot machines anymore. You're welcome
to play blackjack, craps or video poker, but no more slots. You're
just to good for us."
"A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three
or more times."
Good Luck and loosen up, Terry Murphy & VP Pappy