While playing blackjack, a woman comes up to the man
next to me and asks for $100 to play slots.
He is not happy and berates her.
She replies, "You lost a $1000 yesterday playing
blackjack. I only want a $100."
His reply, "Yeah, but I know how to gamble."
You really saw that? Jean Scott wrote this in the Frugal Gambler, the first one.
Ned C.
The Wild Joker
--- On Mon, 12/29/08, George Lee <glee4ever@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: George Lee <glee4ever@yahoo.com>
Subject: [vpFREE] Funny casino observations
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, December 29, 2008, 10:44 AM
While playing blackjack, a woman comes up to the man
next to me and asks for $100 to play slots.
He is not happy and berates her.
She replies, "You lost a $1000 yesterday playing
blackjack. I only want a $100."
His reply, "Yeah, but I know how to gamble."
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I bet it happens more than twice.
--- On Mon, 12/29/08, The Wild Joker <jokerswild1203@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: The Wild Joker <jokerswild1203@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [vpFREE] Funny casino observations
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, December 29, 2008, 5:00 PM
You really saw that? Jean Scott wrote this in the
Frugal Gambler, the first one.Ned C.
The Wild Joker--- On Mon, 12/29/08, George Lee > <glee4ever@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: George Lee <glee4ever@yahoo.com>
Subject: [vpFREE] Funny casino observations
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, December 29, 2008, 10:44 AMWhile playing blackjack, a woman comes up to the man
next to me and asks for $100 to play slots.He is not happy and berates her.
She replies, "You lost a $1000 yesterday playing
blackjack. I only want a $100."His reply, "Yeah, but I know how to gamble."
[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
Buddy Hackett used a similar joke in his routine years and years ago.
TD
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, george lee <glee4ever@...> wrote:
I bet it happens more than twice.
body snipped....