Want to have a good laugh? Comedians couldn't make this stuff up.
Rob Slander, er, Singer made his debut on FREEvpFREE in April of 2004.
He posted under the screen name of "deadin7". His posts were nothing
but his usual diatribes. But in December of 2004, in post #1857 Robbie
resigned from the group. He stated that he had just signed a lucrative
contract for his third book and didn't have time for both FREEvpFREE
and the writing of his new book. That was 4 and a half years ago. I
guess he's still working on it. It's should be out by 2045.
A mysterious poster showed up on vpFREE in June of 2005. He made only
two eye catching posts--#44,740 and #44,768. The posters screen name
was "aceshii". He stated that he was on vacation in Las Vegas when he
read about some challenge a video poker player named Mr. Singer had
made to a radio jock. Our mysterious poster, aceshii, never made
another post on vpFREE.
But the next day he switched to FREEvpFREE. He made his debut in post
#1988. In post #1995 he stated his name was "Tom." Through several
posts this mysterious stranger was bragging up Rob Slander, er, Singer.
But there was something else about this stranger. His construction of
his posts, his writing style, his spelling, his punctuation, even his
capitalizing of words for emphasis, were exactly like Rob Singer's.
And, of course, within a few posts he was full blown insulting,
abusing, maligning the other posters. And, of course, no one on
FREEvpFREE was buying that he was anybody but Rob Singer.
On 9/9/2005, aceshii makes post #2015. In the very next post, #2016,a
few minutes later, guess who shows back up on FREEvpFREE? Rob Slander,
er, Singer under the screen name "rsing1111". "Let me jump in here"
Robbie says. What a goofball.
Now, it goes on for a few days that aceshii(Tom) and rsing1111(Robbie)
are both making posts. But then Robbie screwed the pooch. The dumb
bastard was supposed to be making a post as Rob under "rsing1111" but
got his screen names tangled up and made the post under aceshii.
I ain't lying!!!! A sci-fi writer couldn't make this funny shit
up!!!! I'm laughing so hard I can't stand it!!!! Thanks for the belly
buster, Rob!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!
Now, after making the post, the idiot figures out what he has done. So
now he goes to cover his tracks. He comes back with a post (#2032),
under the aceshii screen name, and states "Since it appears my
rsing1111 identity has been terminated for some reason, I'm using the
one given to me by aceshii." HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!
What an idiot!!!! Rob uses the aceshii screen name for a few days and,
miraculously, he gets the rsing1111 screen name back "because he had to
give the aceshii name back to Tom." And, guess what? We've never
heard from Tom again. About 4 years now. No Tom anywhere. Is he
buried in your backyard, Rob? HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!
I can't quit laughing!!!! This stuff is hysterical!!!!