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Frank's guest from Australia

Just to be clear, in case there are others like me who are a little slow sometimes, I finally figured out that you have to add an "au" at the end of his url, pokermachineschool.com.au. If you don't add the "au", you won't get very far.

I'm a little confused about "pokie" machines. As anyone knows who listened to the show, it was quite difficult to understand. The connection quality wasn't too good, and his accent was quite heavy. I did find that it helped to listen to the show's download, which I did over and over until I understood it better.

I'm still curious if they have video poker, like we have in the U.S. The machines he was talking about sound quite different. He says he's played all over Australia, New Zealand, and even in Asia. Asia's a pretty big continent, so not sure what countries he's talking about.

It sounds interesting and anything with potential is worth learning. Although I don't plan on going to Australia in the not-too-distant future, I still would like to know more about what he was talking about.

They spell it "pokies" and they are what we would term slot machines. In addition, the machines he referred to as caped jackpots we would call must-hit-by jackpots or Mystery Awards.

In the American vernacular a "capped" jackpot is one that cannot exceed a certain amount, but merely stops progressing at that point. It does not necessarily have to hit before it reaches the cap.

Apparently, what they have in Australia are fast moving must-hit-bys. The ones in Vegas progress at tiny fractions of a percent and need to be so high to be playable they almost never get there.

The Stations had one that maxed out at $5,000 and needed to be $4,800 to be playable. That's not even worth scouting.

He mentioned one that progressed at 5%, reset to $18,000 (maxed out at $25,000) and was playable at $19,000. That's off the scale good to a point I would have thought impossible. He had the best of 12% edges for many years. Hats off to him, is all I can say. Right place at the right time.

His math was also flawless. Few people understand the correct math for must-hit-bys. It took me three weeks of sequestering myself in a small room to figure them out to satisfaction. He clearly knows his stuff.

Cheers mates,

~FK

P.S. For those of you with a copy of my book the math for must-hit-bys is covered in the subheading, "No Jackpot Required". It is only of little use here in the states, but if you are planning a trip abroad you might want to bone up.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Bob Bartop" <bobbartop@...> wrote:

Just to be clear, in case there are others like me who are a little slow sometimes, I finally figured out that you have to add an "au" at the end of his url, pokermachineschool.com.au. If you don't add the "au", you won't get very far.

I'm a little confused about "pokie" machines. As anyone knows who listened to the show, it was quite difficult to understand. The connection quality wasn't too good, and his accent was quite heavy. I did find that it helped to listen to the show's download, which I did over and over until I understood it better.

I'm still curious if they have video poker, like we have in the U.S. The machines he was talking about sound quite different. He says he's played all over Australia, New Zealand, and even in Asia. Asia's a pretty big continent, so not sure what countries he's talking about.

It sounds interesting and anything with potential is worth learning. Although I don't plan on going to Australia in the not-too-distant future, I still would like to know more about what he was talking about.

Frank wrote:

His math was also flawless. Few people understand the correct
math for must-hit-bys. It took me three weeks of sequestering
myself in a small room to figure them out to satisfaction.

After only 1 week, I would have tried an even smaller room!

G'luck all,
Gamb00ler

Maybe explains why Frank is really leaving Vegas, he's going to Australia where gambling wins are tax free and you can play poker for money over the internet in your skivvies.

http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/australian.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Australian_Poker_Championship

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Bob Bartop" <bobbartop@...> wrote:

Just to be clear, in case there are others like me who are a little slow sometimes, I finally figured out that you have to add an "au" at the end of his url, pokermachineschool.com.au. If you don't add the "au", you won't get very far.

I'm a little confused about "pokie" machines. As anyone knows who listened to the show, it was quite difficult to understand. The connection quality wasn't too good, and his accent was quite heavy. I did find that it helped to listen to the show's download, which I did over and over until I understood it better.

I'm still curious if they have video poker, like we have in the U.S. The machines he was talking about sound quite different. He says he's played all over Australia, New Zealand, and even in Asia. Asia's a pretty big continent, so not sure what countries he's talking about.

It sounds interesting and anything with potential is worth learning. Although I don't plan on going to Australia in the not-too-distant future, I still would like to know more about what he was talking about.

Also, you can tell from the website that the Pokie King is selling a secret formula that tells you when a machine is an overlay. This is easy to do with machines that must follow fixed rules (poker, blackjack, keno, craps, roulette, ...) but a bit more complicated on the new penny slots where you have to make educated guesses at the base frequencies, unless you can bribe a slot tech to tell you what they are.

How to make educated guesses:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statistical_inference

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Bob Bartop" <bobbartop@...> wrote:

Just to be clear, in case there are others like me who are a little slow sometimes, I finally figured out that you have to add an "au" at the end of his url, pokermachineschool.com.au. If you don't add the "au", you won't get very far.

I'm a little confused about "pokie" machines. As anyone knows who listened to the show, it was quite difficult to understand. The connection quality wasn't too good, and his accent was quite heavy. I did find that it helped to listen to the show's download, which I did over and over until I understood it better.

I'm still curious if they have video poker, like we have in the U.S. The machines he was talking about sound quite different. He says he's played all over Australia, New Zealand, and even in Asia. Asia's a pretty big continent, so not sure what countries he's talking about.

It sounds interesting and anything with potential is worth learning. Although I don't plan on going to Australia in the not-too-distant future, I still would like to know more about what he was talking about.

I'm pretty sure, though, that Frank's "jolly good" and "bloody hell" stuff won't fly down there. Ain't that what the Brits say? lol

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "nightoftheiguana2000" <nightoftheiguana2000@...> wrote:

Maybe explains why Frank is really leaving Vegas, he's going to Australia where gambling wins are tax free and you can play poker for money over the internet in your skivvies.

http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/australian.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Australian_Poker_Championship

Holy crap, I hope you weren't furnishing that link for MY benefit. It made my head hurt.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "nightoftheiguana2000" <nightoftheiguana2000@...> wrote:

How to make educated guesses:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statistical_inference

I've heard Frank can do a fair Paul Hogan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_CPrCS8gs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Bob Bartop" <bobbartop@...> wrote:

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "nightoftheiguana2000" <nightoftheiguana2000@> wrote:
>
> Maybe explains why Frank is really leaving Vegas, he's going to Australia where gambling wins are tax free and you can play poker for money over the internet in your skivvies.
>
> http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/australian.html
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Australian_Poker_Championship
>

I'm pretty sure, though, that Frank's "jolly good" and "bloody hell" stuff won't fly down there. Ain't that what the Brits say? lol

Speaking of fair. Since I ran out of time I didn't get to set up my show close last night. We made that recording of me playing the violin this Wednesday. I have not played professionally in 11 years. And I have not taken my "real" violin out of safe-storage in two years. I practiced for a week to try to get back to up to speed, but it proved to be inadequate. The performance was only fair, but at least I got to play once for everyone on the show. If you hear some high pitched squeaks that was because I needed to re-string the violin as some of the strings had gone false (from stretching). I didn't know this until I got to the studio, but by then it was too late. Sorry. I'm afraid playing violin isn't as easy as playing two machines fast on VP.

I was very disappointed with the performance, but at least you should be able to get a feel for what I was once capable.

~FK

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "nightoftheiguana2000" <nightoftheiguana2000@...> wrote:
I've heard Frank can do a fair Paul Hogan.

Nice. When are you posting the video to youtube?

Do you do the Transylvanian Lullaby:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkyLV3ToNGU

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Frank" <frank@...> wrote:

Speaking of fair. Since I ran out of time I didn't get to set up my show close last night. We made that recording of me playing the violin this Wednesday. I have not played professionally in 11 years. And I have not taken my "real" violin out of safe-storage in two years. I practiced for a week to try to get back to up to speed, but it proved to be inadequate. The performance was only fair, but at least I got to play once for everyone on the show. If you hear some high pitched squeaks that was because I needed to re-string the violin as some of the strings had gone false (from stretching). I didn't know this until I got to the studio, but by then it was too late. Sorry. I'm afraid playing violin isn't as easy as playing two machines fast on VP.

I was very disappointed with the performance, but at least you should be able to get a feel for what I was once capable.

~FK

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "nightoftheiguana2000" <nightoftheiguana2000@> wrote:
I've heard Frank can do a fair Paul Hogan.

Bob Bartop wrote:

I'm a little confused about "pokie" machines.

As already said, a pokie machine is a slot machine. They are called "poker machines" because they use card values (A, K, Q, J, 10, 9, 8) instead of fruits or other symbols. (I think the "Deal or No Deal" slots in Vegas are pokies.)

I'm still curious if they have video poker, like we have in the U.S.

I am under the impression that they exist in Gold Coast (Queensland) area casinos, but not at the big casinos in Sydney or Melbourne. I have also seen them in small clubs, but the ones in clubs have very bad pay schedules.