In a message dated 2/1/2007 4:22:31 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
vpfae6128305@Cox.net writes:
If ten or more attend, a 17% tip must be paid in advance in order
for the group to be seated together.
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OK, here's how it could work. If we know 20 or so will attend we enter from
the Flamingo side, each person takes turns falling down the steps. We refuse
medical aid but request a wheelchair to go to the buffet so we can eat before
playing our fav game $5 Jacks 4/3. Once in the buffet the first fake
wheelchair person requests the far back corner [plenty of empty tables] because
he/she is allergic to perfume. The second fakie requests to be with "my buddy from
the Wheel Chair Manufacturers trade show. And so on. Bingo, we get to sit as
a group and not pay the 17% surcharge. When we finish eating we pull out a
gallon of rubbing alcohol and pour it on each other to make it appear we are
loose and drunk conventioneers. Then we roll to a short pay deuces bank and
request the stools be removed. Then we raise holly hell as we all were hoping
to play the "other" deuces game [FPDW] We could say we haven't been here in
ages and they used to have it, "The one with 100.76% playback" We ask to speak
to the casino manager, compliment his expensive suit then say we were
planning on having our convention here next year with a crowd of 100 thousand
attending. Then we demand more and more that the paytables be changed, "Come'on"
all you have to do is call gaming then flip a switch in the computer room."
About half of us begin crying and ranting until the paytables are changed.
What do you think?
JT
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