Membership cards? There's membership cards???
Dang it, I thought my tinfoil hat and latex gloves were all I needed to
prove membership!!! 
bornloser wrote:
You routinely played less than full coin?
I thought that if you did that, you lost your membership card here.
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OOOPS! I let the cat out of the bag!
Membership cards are only given to those who have achieved Cubic Zirconia status.
....bl
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Marksalot300@... wrote:
Membership cards? There's membership cards???
Dang it, I thought my tinfoil hat and latex gloves were all I needed to
prove membership!!!bornloser wrote:
You routinely played less than full coin?
I thought that if you did that, you lost your membership card here.
************************************** See what's free at http://www.aol.com.
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Well, bl, now that the secret's out about the top tier status
classification, Cubic Zirconia (earned by having a $10K daily theo,
while chasing the Jackpot on a $5 WOF) you might as well tell
the rest of the story!
Those lucky ducks, attaining this lofty status receive the following
lifetime benefits:
1. Permanent comped accommodations in the Ogden House area of the El
Cortez.
2. All the buffets that you can keep down at Circus Circus
3. Double point days at both Arizona Charlies, while you are playing
6/5JOB
4. A Logo, custom fitted Tinfoil hat, to ward off the evil demons
who cause RF4 to appear on your screen frequently, w/o ever
producing the 5th member of the family.
5. Private VP lessons, paid for by the casino, from a famous guru,
who will instruct you on how to make your fortune by ignoring the
math, and playing inferior pay schedules, while incresaing your bets
while you are losing!
6. A colorful membership card, embellished with a sparkly 1/8th carat
cubic zirconia, together with a gold colored, elastic bungee card,
which can be hooked through a button hole.
Now you know the rest of the story.........
`Babe~
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In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "bornloser1537" <bornloser1537@..> wrote:
OOOPS! I let the cat out of the bag!
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Marksalot300@ wrote:
Membership cards? There's membership cards???
Dang it, I thought my tinfoil hat and latex gloves were all I needed
to prove membership!!!
Membership cards? There's membership cards???
Dang it, I thought my tinfoil hat and latex gloves were all I needed
to
prove membership!!!
I must have got on the wrong forum by mistake. I thought a light sabre
was required.
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Marksalot300@... wrote:
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jackessiebabe" <jackessiebabe@...>
wrote:
5. Private VP lessons, paid for by the casino, from a famous guru,
who will instruct you on how to make your fortune by ignoring the
math, and playing inferior pay schedules, while incresaing your
bets
while you are losing!
Absolutely hilliarious babe! Especially #5! You forgot to add that
this famous guru (not a DANCER but a good SINGER!) will also warn of
the evils FPDW, a game in which he stated, quote, 'the worst on the
casino floor that has cost people the most money'! Of course what he
wont explain is if this is indeed the case why are casinos pulling
FPDW and many other FPVP off thier floors faster than Rosie
O'Donnell
can put away one of those Circus Circus buffets?! BTW, those of you
that regularly read 'Gaming Today'will know what quote Im refering
too.
Nice Job Babe!
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "shortpaydan" <shortpaydan@...> wrote:
Thanks again for the kind words! I hope that, with just a teeny bit
more play, on your part, you will join us as an elite "Cubic
Zirconia" level card holder!
Regards,
~Babe~