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Dollar denom fullpay machines: with BONUS HINTS!!!!

#1

Would you like to know of a Las Vegas casino with DOZENS of fullpay
dollar VP machines? One that offers .2 cashback with DOUBLE POINTS
on Tues and Thurs? Well, I can't just tell you TWO WORDS, because as
a previous poster noted, we can't just SHARE information STARTS WITH
AN E because that would be, um, bad. So I devised this cool ENDS
WITH A Z secret code that only knowledgeable video poker players can
read IT'S DOWNTOWN and embedded clues to the mystery casino's
identity IT'S OWNER'S NAME IS JACKIE in this VERY MESSAGE!!! Cool,
huh?

So, even if you DO figure out this fiendishly difficult RHYMES
WITH "SMELL YOUR FEZ" code, I don't want to see your slimy face
there; I want these machines all to EL CORTEZ myself. I merely
posted this to show everybody EL CORTEZ! EL CORTEZ! EL CORTEZ! how
clever I am at finding these great machines (EL CORTEZ!).

Thanks for listening.

#2

I love it !!!

mkl54321 <mkl54321@yahoo.com> wrote:Would you like to know of a Las Vegas casino with DOZENS of fullpay
dollar VP machines? One that offers .2 cashback with DOUBLE POINTS
on Tues and Thurs? Well, I can't just tell you TWO WORDS, because as
a previous poster noted, we can't just SHARE information STARTS WITH
AN E because that would be, um, bad. So I devised this cool ENDS
WITH A Z secret code that only knowledgeable video poker players can
read IT'S DOWNTOWN and embedded clues to the mystery casino's
identity IT'S OWNER'S NAME IS JACKIE in this VERY MESSAGE!!! Cool,
huh?

So, even if you DO figure out this fiendishly difficult RHYMES
WITH "SMELL YOUR FEZ" code, I don't want to see your slimy face
there; I want these machines all to EL CORTEZ myself. I merely
posted this to show everybody EL CORTEZ! EL CORTEZ! EL CORTEZ! how
clever I am at finding these great machines (EL CORTEZ!).

Thanks for listening.

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#3

The El Cortez sets the machine speed to "pretty darn slow"...the
maximum speed is 500 hand per hour, if you have the petal to the
metal....really boring if you are used to playing faster machines and
getting in the 800 - 900 hands per hour range.

The $1 Gamemakers, with the 10/7/80 DB were the exception...but now
they're gone.

Of course, you can always check out the local clientele or listen to
the announcement that "security will be glad to escort you to your
car".

Don the Dentist