This past Sunday morning, I was playing 5-play Multi-Strike NSUD for
quarters at Atlantis Reno. On the first 2 lines, I got paid every
hand, but small payoffs, nothing bigger than a straight I think. On
the third line, I got dealt 2 deuces. When I drew, I forget what I
got on four of the hands, but in the middle one I got quad deuces.
That's a 1000 coin pay-off, and since I'm at the 4x level, it's $1000.
For all hands on the first 3 levels, I've got something like $1075.
Then on the top level, I get dealt trip 8s (no wilds). I realize that
one option is to throw them away, in order to minimize my chances of
winning more than $1200, the level at which the IRS would be notified.
I realize that some people feel there's some moral duty to follow the
letter of the tax law, and report any gambling winnings, whether or
not the IRS knows about it. I realize that some people think it's
actually a good thing for the US government to get more money.
Let's put those considerations aside for a moment, and leave this
just a mathematical and psychological story.
I just couldn't do it. Couldn't bear to toss those trips. I ended up
hitting quads on 4 of the 5 hands, generating one of those tax forms
for $1250-something.
Stuart (RandomStu)
http://stuart-randomthoughts.blogspot.com/