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Confessions of a Gambling Addict

I caught this in the Missoula Independent the other day. When I'm in Missoula I shop at the Safeway the guy mentions, and the river is right there. It's a strong probability I played poker with this guy many times. He's a pretty good writer. Missoula has a writer's community. People come from all over to take some creative writing course at the University of Montana. Some never leave. James Lee Burke has been spending his summers here forever. Hope the link takes.

http://missoulanews.bigskypress.com/missoula/confessions-of-a-gambling-addict/Content?oid=1302393

The photograph you see in the Gambling Addict article is a picture of the Poker Game at the world famous Oxford, on Higgins and Pine, better known as the "Ox." Denny was dealing when the picture was taken. He doubles as a bartender. The poker table sits right in the front window.

The Ox has not locked it's doors for over one hundred years. It's a beer and shot bar, it's a 24 hour greasy spoon, and the oldest poker game in town that starts at 8:00 PM sharp every night. It's a spread limit quarter to 3 dollar dealer's choice game. Holdem, Omaha 8, 7 Stud, 7 Stud 8, 3 card low, double draw. The game goes to the wee hours of the morning.

The greasy spoon is one of those counter operations where they cook the food right in front of you. Jamie, who doubles in the cage, is a world class line cook. It's a pleasure to watch him.

In short, the Ox is the cream of the crop of the grungy dive joints of Missoula. And my favorite watering hole here. To hell with them candy a-- yuppies at the Marriott, I like drinkin' with the real people--the down and outers, the homeless, the workin' stiffs. Need a pack of cigarettes? They sell them in the cage. Need a pack of Top Rolling Tobacco? They sell it in the cage. Need some rolling papers? They sell 'em in the cage.

YA CAIN'T SIT AT THE BAR IF YA AIN'T DRINKIN'. You are welcome to sit anywhere else but not at the bar. That's reserved for booze hounds. My usual routine when I hit the Ox is to stand at the bar swappin' lies with all my old buddies while downing shots of V.O., chasing with Moose Drool. The juke box is good, anything from Sympathy for the Devil to North to Alaska.

An old Oxford line:

"How ya doin' today?"
"Man, I'm all hung over, I made the cage last night."

At 2:00 A.M. everyone moves away from the bar and an easily assembled cage is resurrected around the bar. The bar is now closed, but the rest of the joint is still open. That's about the time I get a hankerin' to play a little poker. I even beat the game once for $20. Hey, it's a 3 dollar game with a four dollar rake--and I'm always drunk.

The game usually peters out about 4 or five in the morning. That's about the time I get a hankerin' for some steak and eggs, hopefully by the world famous Jamie. Then a cab ride home.

You know what? It's about 7:30 PM here. I think I'll get a cab down to the Ox and....well, you know what I'm gonna do.

Man I'm all hung over. I made the cage last night. Whacked the poker game for a $113 early this morning-the deck hit me in the head. Had a talk with Denny that went something like this:

"Denny, you see your picture in the Independent?"
"Yeah, I saw it, those a-------. They stood right out that window and snapped the shot. Didn't tell me what the hell they were gonna do with it."
"So you don't like it?"
"NO! They used my picture in a negative piece on gambling."
"Oh, I got ya. Well, you know Denny, I did something this evening myself. I hung your picture on an internet forum."
"You Did?" He gave me the look. "Which one?"
"Don't worry, Denny. These people are some of the best gamblers in the world. They don't buy that garbage either."
"Best gamblers in the world?"
"That's right, for their form of gambling their the best in the world."
"Tell 'em all I said Hi."
"Okay Denny, I will."

A big part of my success in the world famous Ox three dollar game last night was this one hand. It's a dealers choice game and I always pick 7 Stud 8 or better. The players are coming with everything. The only hands I play in this spot are trips, a pair of aces with a low kicker, or three good low cards.

I make the lock low with the straight redraw on fifth street. It's checked around to me and I bet. Everyone gets out except this kid whose board cards show he has absolutely no chance of beating me for low. So I have half the pot locked in.

On sixth street he catches a king. He bets and I raise, he reraises me, I raise again. Then this kid comes over the top of me again and raises. We're head up. It's unlimited raises. I think "Wow, the king couldn't have made him a straight, he doesn't have a board pair so he's not full--I think this kid has pocket kings. Well, I don't have any reason to quit raising." So I popped him again. He popped me back. The kid kept raising me $3 at a time until he had his whole $70 stack in the pot.

We rolled our cards over and sure enough he had trip kings. On seventh street the dealer peels me off the 4 of clubs for the gutshot straight and the kid didn't fill up. He went ballistic. He cussed us all out and stomped out the door.

I wonder if that kid was Fred M.

"We rolled our cards over and sure enough he had trip kings. On seventh street the dealer peels me off the 4 of clubs for the gutshot straight and the kid didn't fill up"

Nice hand.
Stud8 - one of my most loved and most hated games, all at once! Second only to Omaha8 for surprise endings.

Valerie

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