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Reminds me of a recent trip to AC Showboat. The only 2 machines of a bank of spinpoker carousels are quisi-empty. One machine is reserved by a cane, a rascal handicap scooter nearby, the other by a beer bottle sitting on the seat, 9/10'ths empty, with some phlegm on the side of the neck. After not seeing anybody for about 3 minutes , I removed the disgusting bottle and started playing. A skinny old man comes by 10 minutes latter, and starts cursing at me...dab nab it, did you see who took my beer ? now I got to re-order ?? 'What bottle ?' , I told him, 'may have been the waitress.' Well I'm gonna hit that person over the head when I find out who did it ! 'Is that your cane over there too?' I asked him? No ... that's my wife's cane....And the handicap rascal-scooter ? Oh that's mine - hey why are you so nosey? he grumbled ! Two minutes later the wife comes running by, and says "I almost hit a jackpot over there, what happened to my seat? Some Xoxoxxo Godxxxx person took my beer bottle that was reserving your seat. At that point , he reaches into the handicap scooter and pulls out a liverwurst sandwich , that smelled like it was 2 years old. Believe me folks, this is worse than any chain smoker ! Needless to say, I felt the seat was jinxed and went to a happier vibe machines ( and won btw ). So much for scooters and canes and the truly needed !