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Changing machines (formerly Poker Machines)

In a message dated 1/1/2005 1:40:24 PM Pacific Standard Time,
jackessiebabe@yahoo.com writes:

1. Look for an end seat, so people can only annoy you from ONE
direction.

  2. Avoid a seat next to anyone who is smoking cigarettes and not
inhaling, or smoking any kind of cigar. Be sure to eyeball the coin
tray for tell-tale signs of impending smoking behavior.

  3. Avoid plopping down near a gum cracker, a drunk, someone
desperately in need of a shower, or who is singing, humming,
swearing under their breath, or carrying on conversation with
themselves.

   4. It is usually also prudent to avoid exteme button bangers,
as they are frequently in a foul mood and may attempt to influence
your machine negatively.

All great advice and all things I do as a matter of course. (I've been known
to tell people not to talk to me because they confuse me while I play). No
luck with that last month, though. Guess I'll have to try some incantations.

Karen

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In a message dated 1/1/2005 1:40:24 PM Pacific Standard Time,
jackessiebabe@y... writes:

> 1. Look for an end seat, so people can only annoy you from ONE
> direction.
>
> 2. Avoid a seat next to anyone who is smoking cigarettes and

not

> inhaling, or smoking any kind of cigar. Be sure to eyeball the

coin

> tray for tell-tale signs of impending smoking behavior.
>
> 3. Avoid plopping down near a gum cracker, a drunk, someone
> desperately in need of a shower, or who is singing, humming,
> swearing under their breath, or carrying on conversation with
> themselves.
>
> 4. It is usually also prudent to avoid exteme button bangers,
> as they are frequently in a foul mood and may attempt to

influence

> your machine negatively.
>

All great advice and all things I do as a matter of course. (I've

been known

to tell people not to talk to me because they confuse me while I

play). No

luck with that last month, though. Guess I'll have to try some

incantations.

Karen

There are 5 additional things I consider.
1. People who bang or shake the machine with their hands.
2. Machines that deal the cards far too slowly, with no way to speed
it up short of paging a technician.
3. Machines that deal the cards lightning fast ... although this has
become less of an issue recently. I'm sure many people actually
prefer this. I prefer it fairly fast, but not lightning fast because
I think I make more errors.
4. Machines with the "double up" option activitated, although this
can sometimes be turned off by the player.
5. Machines that automatically "hold" cards for the player. I find
this distracting. I don't like machines that make this decision for
me.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, krallison416@a... wrote:

> In a message dated 1/1/2005 1:40:24 PM Pacific Standard Time,
> jackessiebabe@y... writes:
>
> > 1. Look for an end seat, so people can only annoy you from ONE
> > direction.
> >
> > 2. Avoid a seat next to anyone who is smoking cigarettes and
not
> > inhaling, or smoking any kind of cigar. Be sure to eyeball the
coin
> > tray for tell-tale signs of impending smoking behavior.
> >
> > 3. Avoid plopping down near a gum cracker, a drunk, someone
> > desperately in need of a shower, or who is singing, humming,
> > swearing under their breath, or carrying on conversation with
> > themselves.
> >
> > 4. It is usually also prudent to avoid exteme button

bangers,

> > as they are frequently in a foul mood and may attempt to
influence
> > your machine negatively.
> >
>
> All great advice and all things I do as a matter of course.

(I've

been known
> to tell people not to talk to me because they confuse me while I
play). No
> luck with that last month, though. Guess I'll have to try some
incantations.
>
> Karen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
There are 5 additional things I consider.
1. People who bang or shake the machine with their hands.
2. Machines that deal the cards far too slowly, with no way to

speed

it up short of paging a technician.
3. Machines that deal the cards lightning fast ... although this

has

become less of an issue recently. I'm sure many people actually
prefer this. I prefer it fairly fast, but not lightning fast

because

I think I make more errors.
4. Machines with the "double up" option activitated, although this
can sometimes be turned off by the player.
5. Machines that automatically "hold" cards for the player. I

find

this distracting. I don't like machines that make this decision

for

me.

Double-up options, as well as too slow & too

fast machines & auto-hold options can all be changed by a slot tech
(if you can find a friendly and experienced one), If not ask for
the tech's supervisor. Believe me, these options can be changed to
suit your style of play.

Machine shakers & pounders are a different story, however. Nothing
short of their removal from the premises, will do any good. They
can also decide to shake and pound on you, if you have a discussion
with them about this vile habit. This will surely get them evicted
from the casino, but can hazardous to your health.

Babe

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