I have met Shirley on a couple of occasions, she's just a sweetheart.
Gotta confess, though, this line made me bust out laughing.
Sorry, Shirley...... 
- Brian in MI
DRAlNBRAMAGE writes:
The total weight I'm lifting is 115 pounds .... <snip>
<<< Now you can bench press Shirley
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