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As vpFREE Turns Monday 11/14/05

#1

JT: [standing 20 degrees right of camera 1 while staring into deep space and
striking a handsome pose] "Bob?"

Bob: [back turned to camera 2, wheels to 30 degrees left and strikes a
handsome pose while staring into deep space] "Yes JT" [Bob in voice over] "You
little flea, Brahahahahaha"

Skip and vp_mavin: [Enter together rear stage right (camera 3) each holding
a half full pitcher of Ellis Island Pale Amber Ale and acting drunk]

Dan: [found at rear stage left by panning camera 2, 40 degrees left,
striking handsome pose and staring into deep space] [voice over] "I wonder what's
better for my revenge against Bob, C4 explosives or Semtex explosives, C4's
ugly sister"

JT: [back to camera 1] [stuttering nervously] "What's the difference between
Jacks 9/6 and Bonus Poker 8/5?"

Skip and vp_mavin: [camera 2, put their pitchers down, turn to each other,
strike a handsome pose and in sober unison resentfully say, "He didn't ask us?
Well, we'll answer anyway. The difference is..."

Bob: [45 degrees right of camera 2, striking a handsome pose, interrupting
Skip and vp_mavin, "Well JT, if you really really really want to know and if
you really really really want to learn then I'll write a column about it next
week."

Skip and vp_mavin: [center stage camera 3, 20 degrees left, striking
handsome poses, answer the question in detail while arguing.

Bob: [ 160 degrees to camera 1, stage left center rear, striking a handsome
pose] [voice over] "I'll let these little fleas talk then I'll use their
material for the column, Brahahahahahaha."

Anonymous vpFREE administrator: [camera 2, enters from stage center rear,
sees an explosive fight developing and pushes Skip and vp_mavin into the door
marked "FREEvpFREE", while all three stare off into space and strike handsome
poses.

Dan: [camera 3, sets the fuse, smiles, strikes a handsome pose]

Fade to black, French Horns. End of episode.

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#2

Fade to black, French Horns. End of episode.

Thanks for the humor. The recent posts of VP merchandisers have been
quite revealing.

#3

You still have it, JT!
Skip

jt417552@aol.com wrote:

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JT: [standing 20 degrees right of camera 1 while staring into deep space and striking a handsome pose] "Bob?"

Bob: [back turned to camera 2, wheels to 30 degrees left and strikes a handsome pose while staring into deep space] "Yes JT" [Bob in voice over] "You little flea, Brahahahahaha"

Skip and vp_mavin: [Enter together rear stage right (camera 3) each holding a half full pitcher of Ellis Island Pale Amber Ale and acting drunk]

Dan: [found at rear stage left by panning camera 2, 40 degrees left, striking handsome pose and staring into deep space] [voice over] "I wonder what's better for my revenge against Bob, C4 explosives or Semtex explosives, C4's ugly sister"

JT: [back to camera 1] [stuttering nervously] "What's the difference between Jacks 9/6 and Bonus Poker 8/5?"

Skip and vp_mavin: [camera 2, put their pitchers down, turn to each other, strike a handsome pose and in sober unison resentfully say, "He didn't ask us? Well, we'll answer anyway. The difference is..."

Bob: [45 degrees right of camera 2, striking a handsome pose, interrupting Skip and vp_mavin, "Well JT, if you really really really want to know and if you really really really want to learn then I'll write a column about it next week."

Skip and vp_mavin: [center stage camera 3, 20 degrees left, striking handsome poses, answer the question in detail while arguing.

Bob: [ 160 degrees to camera 1, stage left center rear, striking a handsome pose] [voice over] "I'll let these little fleas talk then I'll use their material for the column, Brahahahahahaha."

Anonymous vpFREE administrator: [camera 2, enters from stage center rear, sees an explosive fight developing and pushes Skip and vp_mavin into the door marked "FREEvpFREE", while all three stare off into space and strike handsome poses.

Dan: [camera 3, sets the fuse, smiles, strikes a handsome pose]

Fade to black, French Horns. End of episode.

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Thanks!
Skip
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#4

Uh, what are you trying to say, testpro?
:slight_smile:

testpro wrote:

Thanks for the humor. The recent posts of VP merchandisers have been quite revealing.

testpro wrote:

Thanks for the humor. The recent posts of VP merchandisers have been quite revealing.

testpro wrote:

Thanks for the humor. The recent posts of VP merchandisers have been quite revealing.

Thanks,
Skip
www.vpinisder.com

#5

Very cute! Thanks for taking the time to put this together. One question -- where was Jean? The Queen should have been included (perhaps helping Skip and vp_mavin get a comped dinner to go with the ale?)

jt417552@aol.com wrote:JT: [standing 20 degrees right of camera 1 while staring into deep space and striking a handsome pose] "Bob?"

Bob: [back turned to camera 2, wheels to 30 degrees left and strikes a handsome pose while staring into deep space] "Yes JT" [Bob in voice over] "You little flea, Brahahahahaha"

Skip and vp_mavin: [Enter together rear stage right (camera 3) each holding a half full pitcher of Ellis Island Pale Amber Ale and acting drunk]

Dan: [found at rear stage left by panning camera 2, 40 degrees left, striking handsome pose and staring into deep space] [voice over] "I wonder what's better for my revenge against Bob, C4 explosives or Semtex explosives, C4's
ugly sister"

JT: [back to camera 1] [stuttering nervously] "What's the difference between Jacks 9/6 and Bonus Poker 8/5?"

Skip and vp_mavin: [camera 2, put their pitchers down, turn to each other, strike a handsome pose and in sober unison resentfully say, "He didn't ask us? Well, we'll answer anyway. The difference is..."

Bob: [45 degrees right of camera 2, striking a handsome pose, interrupting Skip and vp_mavin, "Well JT, if you really really really want to know and if you really really really want to learn then I'll write a column about it next
week."

Skip and vp_mavin: [center stage camera 3, 20 degrees left, striking handsome poses, answer the question in detail while arguing.

Bob: [ 160 degrees to camera 1, stage left center rear, striking a handsome pose] [voice over] "I'll let these little fleas talk then I'll use their material for the column, Brahahahahahaha."

Anonymous vpFREE administrator: [camera 2, enters from stage center rear, sees an explosive fight developing and pushes Skip and vp_mavin into the door marked "FREEvpFREE", while all three stare off into space and strike handsome poses.

Dan: [camera 3, sets the fuse, smiles, strikes a handsome pose]

Fade to black, French Horns. End of episode.

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#6

You forgot to include Bob's genetically cloned twin Bob "Sans Penalty
Cards" Dancer, since losing the laboratory experiment to him, Bob
never leaves home without him. I believe "Sans" is going to write one
of the two articles on 9/6 v 8/5, the better one, no doubt.

JT: [standing 20 degrees right of camera 1 while staring into deep

space and

striking a handsome pose] "Bob?"

Bob: [back turned to camera 2, wheels to 30 degrees left and

strikes a

handsome pose while staring into deep space] "Yes JT" [Bob in voice

over] "You

little flea, Brahahahahaha"

Skip and vp_mavin: [Enter together rear stage right (camera 3) each

holding

a half full pitcher of Ellis Island Pale Amber Ale and acting drunk]

Dan: [found at rear stage left by panning camera 2, 40 degrees

left,

striking handsome pose and staring into deep space] [voice over] "I

wonder what's

better for my revenge against Bob, C4 explosives or Semtex

explosives, C4's

ugly sister"

JT: [back to camera 1] [stuttering nervously] "What's the

difference between

Jacks 9/6 and Bonus Poker 8/5?"

Skip and vp_mavin: [camera 2, put their pitchers down, turn to each

other,

strike a handsome pose and in sober unison resentfully say, "He

didn't ask us?

Well, we'll answer anyway. The difference is..."

Bob: [45 degrees right of camera 2, striking a handsome pose,

interrupting

Skip and vp_mavin, "Well JT, if you really really really want to

know and if

you really really really want to learn then I'll write a column

about it next

week."

Skip and vp_mavin: [center stage camera 3, 20 degrees left,

striking

handsome poses, answer the question in detail while arguing.

Bob: [ 160 degrees to camera 1, stage left center rear, striking a

handsome

pose] [voice over] "I'll let these little fleas talk then I'll use

their

material for the column, Brahahahahahaha."

Anonymous vpFREE administrator: [camera 2, enters from stage center

rear,

sees an explosive fight developing and pushes Skip and vp_mavin

into the door

marked "FREEvpFREE", while all three stare off into space and

strike handsome

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poses.

Dan: [camera 3, sets the fuse, smiles, strikes a handsome pose]

Fade to black, French Horns. End of episode.

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#7

After reading other's reviews, I have to agree that more characters would be more fun. Certainly the Queen and, of course, Robb Singer. I hope you treat us to a longer version.
Skip

Skip Hughes wrote:

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You still have it, JT!
Skip

jt417552@aol.com wrote:

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Skip
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