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Annoyances while playing VP

#1

Here are more -
People asking about the EMPTY machine next to you "Are you playing this
machine?" (DUH)

Cocktail waitresses who walk by at superspeed, so that as you hear the
words "Cocktails" and turn around to ask for one, they are already gone or too
far away to hear you. They must give the ladies Nike sneakers and train
them running marathons.

Seemingly nice people you notice playing several lines on 10-play dollars
in the high roller room. You take pity on them and explain that they would
be better off putting that $5-10 they are putting in each pull on a single
line $1 machine because of the extra Royal payout. They seem interested
and ask you why and several questions, and you explain all about it. They
thank you. AND THEN THEY STAY AT THE MACHINE AND CONTINUE TO PLAY!!
(Similarly people who you explain how they can't win the $1 progressive they are
sitting at with only 3 coins played - and you point out nearby quarter
machines - and they stay there anyway). (GAK!!! Argh. As P.T. Barnum once
said, "I never got rich by overestimating the intelligence of the American
public")
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#2

They walk quite a bit slower when they're given a gratuity with each round...

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, misscraps@... wrote:

Cocktail waitresses who walk by at superspeed, so that as you hear the
words "Cocktails" and turn around to ask for one, they are already gone or too
far away to hear you. They must give the ladies Nike sneakers and train
them running marathons.

#3

And some cocktail waitstaffs we don't mind actually coming to visit for a minute. I'd put out my own personal "Top 5" waitstaffs, if I was sure I couldn't be identified...at least two of the five are outside of NV. (Rio, Mandalay and M would be the three in Vegas..also personally fond of HR but those girls are a little older).

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "hockeystl" <vegasstl@...> wrote:

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, misscraps@ wrote:
>
> Cocktail waitresses who walk by at superspeed, so that as you hear the
> words "Cocktails" and turn around to ask for one, they are already gone or too
> far away to hear you. They must give the ladies Nike sneakers and train
> them running marathons.

They walk quite a bit slower when they're given a gratuity with each round...

#4

Years ago, a fellow advantage player gave me this advice: "Never wise up the suckers". Besides, as you have noted, it is generally not appreciated anyway.

EE

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, misscraps@... wrote:

Here are more.....
Seemingly nice people you notice playing several lines on 10-play dollars in the high roller room. You take pity on them and explain that they would be better off putting that $5-10 they are putting in each pull on a single line $1 machine because of the extra Royal payout. They seem interested and ask you why and several questions, and you explain all about it. They thank you. AND THEN THEY STAY AT THE MACHINE AND CONTINUE TO PLAY!!

#5

My wife just got an itouch that uses the iphone app's. What applications for VP do you guys recommend???

     iWinPoker, v1.0, Seller: Zamzow Software Solutions (12+)
   $5.99

This is what IÕd recommend. It really is worth the price.
This is the only app IÕve ever paid for.

Brad
Amarillo

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#6

Thanks, I appreciate it.
Dave

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "bradr19" <briffel@...> wrote:

My wife just got an itouch that uses the iphone app's. What applications for VP do you guys recommend???

     iWinPoker, v1.0, Seller: Zamzow Software Solutions (12+)
   $5.99

This is what IÕd recommend. It really is worth the price.
This is the only app IÕve ever paid for.

Brad
Amarillo

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