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[acvpp] How to Treat a VP Machine 101 ???

Here's another theory, also involving those gloves. Most of them have a
powder coating. Let's say our old pal Grumpy holds the A-K-Q of spades. As he
hits the draw button, the extra 1/gazillionth of a second needed to compress the
powder causes the RNG to spin wildly out of control. Therefore, instead of
the J-10 of spades he would have gotten, it dishes out the 2 of diddly and the
3 of squat. Damn them gloves, anyway!

- Brian in MI

mark_my_words_again@yahoo.com writes:

I was thinkin' if it were me tryin' to woo that cold witch, I wouldn't
spend more than,
say, $100 on it, if that partner of yours wasn't "puttin' out!" Don't waste
those kind
words on it 'til ya gits to knowin what "she" likes. Some of 'em likes ya to
talk dirty -
that other player found one of them.

I ain't sayin' which is better - but this passion is a wild ride. Hang on,
Grumpy!

Maybe the "stay at home" type is more yer style. It's a lot cheaper.

Your Mileage May Vary.
~MARK

>
>Maybe it's the latex gloves.
>
>Last time anyone put latex gloves on around me, it was my doctor and I knew

>this wasn't gonna be a whole lot of fun. So, latex gloves = negative
karma.
>
> - Brian in MI

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Marksalot300@... wrote:

Do those latex gloves work with touchscreens? I alway like to do a
hand swipe on pat hands. Hand swipe is touching the left card(right
handed) and moving you hand over every card without losing contact
with the screen. I have gotten several "What are you doing?"
comments. I think the hand swipe saves about 1/4 second holding all
cards.

Not worried about viruses yet,
dipy911

> >Last time anyone put latex gloves on around me, it was my doctor

and I knew

>
> >this wasn't gonna be a whole lot of fun. So, latex gloves =

negative

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> karma.
> > - Brian in MI