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[acvpp] How to Treat a VP Machine 101 ???

Howdy

In an effort to reverse my "it seems like forever" loosing streak I have
adopted a new approach to my playing. First I sit down and send a positive vibe
to my gaming partner with the bright face and solid body. I am trying to
establish a loving and personal relationship. I retrieve my latex gloves from my
bag of tricks and put them on. This protects me and my partner from getting
too personal..nuff said

As we interact I am gentle when I get a loosing hand and do not curse the
machine or bang on it. I do not hit the keys as if I am tenderizing a
porterhouse steak. I try not to spill my cranberry juice on any part of its surface
and thoroughly clean it up if an accident occurs.

When I get a pat hand I give the vp a loving tap and sometimes whisper sweet
nothings to its RNG. As a result of my gentlemanly behavior I am STILL in
the throes of a ungodly downhill spiral.

Meanwhile a fellow sits down to an adjacent machine and proceeds to bang the
machine, curse just about every hand and within fifteen minutes hits five of
a kind for a grand and is pissed that he missed the big jackpot on the Triple
Play.

What is wrong with this picture???

Old Grumpy

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BANDSTAND54@AOL.COM wrote:

Meanwhile a fellow sits down to an adjacent machine and proceeds to
bang the machine, curse just about every hand and within fifteen
minutes hits five of
a kind for a grand and is pissed that he missed the big jackpot on
the Triple Play.

What is wrong with this picture???

Dontcha know that females always fall for the "Bad Boys"? :slight_smile:

  --Brett

I retrieve my latex gloves from my
bag of tricks and put them on. This protects me and my partner from

getting

too personal..nuff said

What is wrong with this picture???

Old Grumpy

Clearly the machine has a latex allergy and would prefer you use
nitrile gloves, instead.