Howdy
In an effort to reverse my "it seems like forever" loosing streak I have
adopted a new approach to my playing. First I sit down and send a positive vibe
to my gaming partner with the bright face and solid body. I am trying to
establish a loving and personal relationship. I retrieve my latex gloves from my
bag of tricks and put them on. This protects me and my partner from getting
too personal..nuff said
As we interact I am gentle when I get a loosing hand and do not curse the
machine or bang on it. I do not hit the keys as if I am tenderizing a
porterhouse steak. I try not to spill my cranberry juice on any part of its surface
and thoroughly clean it up if an accident occurs.
When I get a pat hand I give the vp a loving tap and sometimes whisper sweet
nothings to its RNG. As a result of my gentlemanly behavior I am STILL in
the throes of a ungodly downhill spiral.
Meanwhile a fellow sits down to an adjacent machine and proceeds to bang the
machine, curse just about every hand and within fifteen minutes hits five of
a kind for a grand and is pissed that he missed the big jackpot on the Triple
Play.
What is wrong with this picture???
Old Grumpy
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