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A test for the qualified one

Harry wrote;

Mickey,

I think I once heard it said that you catch
more flies with honey than by pissing vinegar
in their face ...

I did a spit take with my AM coffee this was
so funny. Thanks for the wit.

Hi there mickey

You have to ask the question, "What's in it for me to ask Bob this
question?" You already know the answer.

Why mention the good play at all if your going to keep it a secret?

Now

you have a 1000 people out and about looking for the play. So there is
nothing in it for you to mention this.

You're right. But I couldn't resist the temptation to tease some old
friends. They lurk this site looking for any tidbit of information on where
a big fat play is at but are such hard-core hustlers they would never
think of posting. The following is a message to them:

Nice to hear from you guys. What a coincidence that I have received e-
mail from you all at the same time wondering how I'm doing and,oh yes,
where is that joker play? Sorry for not responding but I have been busy
torching a play.

Do you remember that play in Ruidoso, New Mexico. You know, the
dollar full pay deuces with the 1% royal meter. How long did you guys
have that play? 2 years? And you didn't cut me in. One of you even
teased me by telling me it was out there, but refused to divulge the
location. Remember all the laughing and bragging you did when the
play was over and you finally told me where it was?

Come to think of it, some of you guys were playing Draw till U Win for at
least two years before I got clued in by someone else.

Guess what time it is boys? It's payback time. Payback is a....well, you
know what it is. Here, I'll give you a clue where the play is:

THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN

Good luck in your search. Gas is only 3 bucks a gallon. I have to go.
As I said, I'm busy burning down the house. Now, where did I set that
torch?

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "whitejeeps" <whitejeeps@...> wrote:

Hi Mickey,

If I were you, I think I'd try to find some nicer "friends!"

~Babe~

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@...> wrote:

I couldn't resist the temptation to tease some old friends. They lurk
this site looking for any tidbit of information on where a big fat
play is at but are such hard-core hustlers they would never think of
posting..........

> Why mention the good play at all if your going to keep it a secret?

That's OK, scroll below..

You're right. But I couldn't resist the temptation to tease some old
friends. They lurk this site looking for any tidbit of information

on where

a big fat play is at but are such hard-core hustlers they would never
think of posting. The following is a message to them:

Nice to hear from you guys. What a coincidence that I have received e-
mail from you all at the same time wondering how I'm doing and,oh yes,
where is that joker play? Sorry for not responding but I have been

busy

torching a play.

I got it. LOL. BTW, I'm not one of those guys, but wrote about them
rrecently.

Do you remember that play in Ruidoso, New Mexico. You know, the
dollar full pay deuces with the 1% royal meter. How long did you guys
have that play? 2 years? And you didn't cut me in. One of you even
teased me by telling me it was out there, but refused to divulge the
location. Remember all the laughing and bragging you did when the
play was over and you finally told me where it was?

I knew about Rudioso. I have a life outside of this business, you know.

Come to think of it, some of you guys were playing Draw till U Win

for at

least two years before I got clued in by someone else.

Knew about that one, too. Missed the 101% Joker in a number of
Reno-area supermarkets, though.

Guess what time it is boys? It's payback time. Payback is

a....well, you

know what it is. Here, I'll give you a clue where the play is:

It's actually more like 101%+ payback time...

Good luck in your search. Gas is only 3 bucks a gallon. I have to

go.

The current joker play isn't even that great, IMHO, unless the
machines are played heavy. But if I couldn't be bothered to go to
Wendover a couple of years ago, because it's not often one finds a 12%
play at quarters, I certainly couldn't be bothered to play those FP
Joker multi-line machines somewhere off of I-80, which is probably
where the Joker play du jour likely is as well, just a different part
of I-80.

The good news is in your search, you'll find at least one, maybe two
pretty good plays on your own. Usually seems to work that way. Just
don't forget to tell'em who sent you.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "paladingamingllc"
<paladingamingllc@...> wrote:

The current joker play isn't even that great, IMHO, unless the
machines are played heavy.

Oksy, another line from an old movie, The Baltimore Bullet. The old hustler
tells the young hustler "Remember, I taught you everything you know, but
I didn't teach you everything I know." In this case the line would
be "Remember I told you everything you know about the play, but I didn't
tell you everything I know about the play."

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jackessiebabe" <jackessiebabe@...>
wrote:

Hi Mickey,

If I were you, I think I'd try to find some nicer "friends!"

~Babe~

Ypu're right, Babe.

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "paladingamingllc"
<paladingamingllc@> wrote:

> The current joker play isn't even that great, IMHO, unless the
> machines are played heavy.

Oksy, another line from an old movie, The Baltimore Bullet. The old

hustler

tells the young hustler "Remember, I taught you everything you know,

but

I didn't teach you everything I know." In this case the line would
be "Remember I told you everything you know about the play, but I

didn't

tell you everything I know about the play."

Yes my friend, but I'd tell you some games aren't worth the candle. If
I wasn't schlepping on a 4-stop SWA special to Rudioso, I certainly am
not schlepping across I-80 to play this, either, unless it were $5s,
which I doubt. Which reminds me, Rudioso came up in a dinner
conversation tonight. One guy we know thought the play was so good he
forgot to let his best friend in on it. His best friend, the well
known coast to coast burnout artist extraordinaire. The guy would play
12 hours a day until the tribe said uncle, that much is certain.

I do wish you well with the play and may you make several times your EV.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@...> wrote:

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "paladingamingllc"
<paladingamingllc@...> wrote:

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@>

wrote:

>
> --- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "paladingamingllc"
> <paladingamingllc@> wrote:
>
> > The current joker play isn't even that great, IMHO, unless the
> > machines are played heavy.
>
>
> Oksy, another line from an old movie, The Baltimore Bullet. The old
hustler
> tells the young hustler "Remember, I taught you everything you

know,

but
> I didn't teach you everything I know." In this case the line would
> be "Remember I told you everything you know about the play, but I
didn't
> tell you everything I know about the play."

Yes my friend, but I'd tell you some games aren't worth the candle. If
I wasn't schlepping on a 4-stop SWA special to Rudioso, I certainly am
not schlepping across I-80 to play this, either, unless it were $5s,
which I doubt. Which reminds me, Rudioso came up in a dinner
conversation tonight. One guy we know thought the play was so good

he

forgot to let his best friend in on it. His best friend, the well
known coast to coast burnout artist extraordinaire. The guy would play
12 hours a day until the tribe said uncle, that much is certain.

I do wish you well with the play and may you make several times your

EV.

Thank you. And if the nationwides burnout artist you are referring to is
the Pahrump horse rancher, now the Ozarks, he is the most brilliant VP
pro I have ever met and the hardest working. Much to my chagrin when
he shows up at my location. Good luck.

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "paladingamingllc"
<paladingamingllc@...> wrote:

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@>

wrote:

>
> --- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "paladingamingllc"
> <paladingamingllc@> wrote:
>
> > The current joker play isn't even that great, IMHO, unless the
> > machines are played heavy.
>
>
> Oksy, another line from an old movie, The Baltimore Bullet. The old
hustler
> tells the young hustler "Remember, I taught you everything you

know,

but
> I didn't teach you everything I know." In this case the line would
> be "Remember I told you everything you know about the play, but I
didn't
> tell you everything I know about the play."

Yes my friend, but I'd tell you some games aren't worth the candle. If
I wasn't schlepping on a 4-stop SWA special to Rudioso, I certainly am
not schlepping across I-80 to play this, either, unless it were $5s,
which I doubt. Which reminds me, Rudioso came up in a dinner
conversation tonight. One guy we know thought the play was so good

he

forgot to let his best friend in on it. His best friend, the well
known coast to coast burnout artist extraordinaire. The guy would play
12 hours a day until the tribe said uncle, that much is certain.

I do wish you well with the play and may you make several times your

EV.

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