Anyone remember how the California card barns (Commerce, Popsicle,
et al) screamed in agony at the impending doom that was sure to
descend on them when the indoor smoking ban took effect? Well, last
time I was there (November), the parking lot had about a jillion
cars in it. True, there were people--dozens of them--standing
outside in the rain puffing away. Inside, there was the comical
sight of a "smoking area"--a glassed-off cubicle that was so filled
with grayish smoke that you could hardly see the occupants.
It has been traditional that in Vegas you could "do what you want"--
smoke, drink, gamble, stay up all night, go to a strip club, etc.
etc. And since this is a place that has thrived on catering to and
indulging people's weaknesses and stupidities, the weakness and
stupidity of smoking was indeed catered to: bring out the ashtrays!
However, Vegas casinos have taken the first tentative step toward
perceiving the reality--that banning smoking will, in the long run,
INCREASE customer visitation. The people who puff away while
gambling, while still disproportionately represented, are dying off,
by natural attrition as well as the effect of their habit. As this
continues, we see a subtle but gradual push by those who wish to
patronize a casino without winding up smelling like an ashtray and
being nauseated. The most signal development has been the banning of
smoking in many major Vegas cardrooms. Management realizes that the
benefits of a nonsmoking environment outweigh the possible
alienation of smokers. And guess what? Nothing happened! The
cardrooms are still jammed.
Personally, I LOOOOVE being up against a smoker at a nonsmoking
table. You can tell (by the smell if you're one of two seats away)
who they are. You see them unconsciously licking their lips as they
think of finishing this hand so they can dash outside for that next
yummy cigarette. They tremble slightly; they seem distracted. They
won't even remember what cards they have in their hand as they sweat
and shake under the lash of their master, the 100 millimeter filter-
tip. Poker is the LAST thing on what remains of their minds!
It's interesting to see how long the Palms holds out. Their poker
rooms are stuck in a side alcove with no air ducting leading into
the areas, leaving them to rely on the general air circulation to
clear out the stink. It doesn't work--it's THICK in there! One
reason, though, why they may be slow to ban smoking, is that the
Palms is adjacent to "Chinatown", the gathering of Oriental shops,
restaurants, and businesses that cluster west of the freeway along
Spring Mountain Road. Orientals generally smoke like chimmneys, and
any suggestion that they stop smoking in the poker room--or in the
casino--would likely be met with resistance.
Overall, it's cheering to see that, in the last bastion of
antisocial behavior and shameless self-indulgence, the extremely
antisocial and self-indulgent act of smoking in public may be losing
the protection that it has enjoyed, and never deserved, in Nevada. I
predict that by 2010, smoking indoors will be forbidden in the
entire US--even Nevada, being relegated to the same category as
tobacco spitting, peeing on the sidewalk, and indecent exposure.
