In a message dated 7/11/2007 6:15:29 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
mike69tigg@sympatico.ca writes:
, a
young and very flamboyant young man who was also playing,glared at her and
in his best
Ethel Merman delivery began singing at the top of his voice CURTAIN UP!
LIGHT THE
LIGHTS! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIT BUT THE HEIGHTS!...etc
Wonderful!!
Karen
A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the
bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers
are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!"
The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"
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