OK, I'll relate a story about making an annoying "neighbor" leave.
It might work as well at a VP machine as it did for us.
Those of you who have a sense of humor that actually progressed
beyond my own's 6th grade level should probably stop reading right here.....
A friend of mine and his wife were sitting with me at a blackjack table at
Binion's a number of years ago, and we were having a loud & boisterously good
time. He was in the next-to-last seat and he's a very big man, to say the
least. Some young little trollop squeezed into the last seat and began playing
like the biggest idiot you've ever seen. When she'd lose, she'd slap the
table with her hand and start berating the nice young lady dealing to us.
After a few minutes of this, he decided to see if he could rectify the situation,
so he raised one cheek in her direction and blasted off something quite
impolite that was probably picked up by the nearest Richter scale station. Damn
near blew the trollop sideways off her stool. He looked at her, muttered a
"Gee, I'm sorry, did ya get any on ya?" and went back to the game. Trollop
started yelling insults at him and left the table immediately. End of problem.
Everyone at the table was high-fiving each other & laughing uproariously as
she left - even the dealer was fighting it back in a vain attempt to
maintain professional decorum.
fromthevault wrote:
But there is hope...even if you don't
smoke, have a cigar and light it up. If that doesn't solve the
problem, pretend you have Tourette's and just start cursing at no
one in particular. The louder the better. If neither ploy empties
the row, well then you gotta just grin and bear it.
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