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A new handle.......

Steve...er, "Jigger". You may want to reconsider. You are from the Pacific Northwest, and may not be fully cognizant of the perils of improper pronunciation of your name. Having originated in the deep south, I must point out that yelling "Jigger...Hey, JIGGER!!!" repeatedly in a crowded casino could be hazardous to your health. Likewise with "Tigger", "Digger", "Trigger", etc.

-John, who prefers to continue to call you "Steve".

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From: Jigger Woodruff <bayfieldkent@yahoo.com>
Date: 2006/03/23 Thu AM 10:12:33 PST
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [vpFREE] A new handle.......

I have always admired the clever way people come up with Internet screen names - falstafguy comes to mind. I tried Golden Bearpa in honor of my son at Cal Berkeley - but it didn't have the same zip. Bob, Rob, Skip, Jean, are all great - but they are just made up names. I wanted something with a bit more zing to it.
   
  Well, last night while watching the comedy central show "The Colbert Report" I finally hit upon the ideal Internet name. It originates from the name of my first dog, and the name of the street I grew up on. This is of course how many porn stars choose their names as well...........Feel free to draw any conclusions from this you wish.
   
  So, instead of boring old Steve Kent - I am now known in YAHOO land as...................Jigger Woodruff!
   
  SK, er, I mean JW!
  "On some days, my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts that I can barely utter a word. On other days, the liquor store is closed."
   
    "The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content."
   
  "No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take this much too seriously."

  "I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here"

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John Kelly <lodestone@cox.net> wrote: Steve...er, "Jigger". You may want to reconsider. You are from the Pacific Northwest, and may not be fully cognizant of the perils of improper pronunciation of your name. Having originated in the deep south, I must point out that yelling "Jigger...Hey, JIGGER!!!" repeatedly in a crowded casino could be hazardous to your health. Likewise with "Tigger", "Digger", "Trigger", etc.

-John, who prefers to continue to call you "Steve".

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  Whoa, never thought about that.........
   
  My second dog was Suzy, which poses some obvious gender issues. But, Suzy Woodruff could be a porn star, no?
   
  SK, who is waiting for the inevitable post from some tight ass about wasting bandwidth with this BS......

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How about "Woody Ruffjigger?"

Scot

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-----Original Message-----
From: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com [mailto:vpF…@…com]On Behalf Of
Jigger Woodruff
Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 2:21 PM
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [vpFREE] A new handle…

John Kelly <lodestone@cox.net> wrote: Steve...er, "Jigger". You may want
to reconsider. You are from the Pacific Northwest, and may not be fully
cognizant of the perils of improper pronunciation of your name. Having
originated in the deep south, I must point out that yelling "Jigger...Hey,
JIGGER!!!" repeatedly in a crowded casino could be hazardous to your health.
Likewise with "Tigger", "Digger", "Trigger", etc.

-John, who prefers to continue to call you "Steve".
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  Whoa, never thought about that.........

  My second dog was Suzy, which poses some obvious gender issues. But, Suzy
Woodruff could be a porn star, no?

  SK, who is waiting for the inevitable post from some tight ass about
wasting bandwidth with this BS......

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Now THAT is a porn name!

Scot Krause <krauseinvegas@cox.net> wrote: How about "Woody Ruffjigger?"

Scot

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-----Original Message-----
From: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com [mailto:vpF…@…com]On Behalf Of
Jigger Woodruff
Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 2:21 PM
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [vpFREE] A new handle…

John Kelly <lodestone@cox.net> wrote: Steve...er, "Jigger". You may want
to reconsider. You are from the Pacific Northwest, and may not be fully
cognizant of the perils of improper pronunciation of your name. Having
originated in the deep south, I must point out that yelling "Jigger...Hey,
JIGGER!!!" repeatedly in a crowded casino could be hazardous to your health.
Likewise with "Tigger", "Digger", "Trigger", etc.

-John, who prefers to continue to call you "Steve".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  Whoa, never thought about that.........

  My second dog was Suzy, which poses some obvious gender issues. But, Suzy
Woodruff could be a porn star, no?

  SK, who is waiting for the inevitable post from some tight ass about
wasting bandwidth with this BS......

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low rates.

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