Even when confronted with facts right in your big fat face, you are
unable to admit the truth. Go away you stupd ass. You say you're
gone and you keep fucking coming back spouting the same inane
bullshit. You are a fucking embarassment. Go dig a hole and die. If
you ever had an original thought, it leaked out of your ass.
--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "three2theroyal"
<three2theroyal@y...> wrote:
>
> Of interest to anyone with a functional braincell
>
> A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN
>
> Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to
prepare
> his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some
tree-
> hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With
his
> first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His
> medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal
> fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
Makes you want to go right out and renew your prescription for
that
FDA approved wonder drug Vioxx.
So that makes it the democrats fault. You fucking ass.
Seems the FDA approved the drug
before all the conclusive tests were in. Minor oversight. They can
always blame Merrck so no problem here.
And don't bother calling for your Flu shot. That great
Liberal "Her
Hienious Hillary" decided back in the 90s to let Govt. take
control
over all the flu shots to make sure all the children were
immunized.
And that worked fine until we got a moron in the white house. bush
screwed the pooch on that one. But, hey, blame the democrats, blame
Clinton, blame anybody but those responsible. What a narrowminded
prick you are.
The pharmaceutical companies could not make a profit at the price
Govt. set so in turn stopped making the shots. It was sent
oversees.
One of the overseas Co. goes under and we have a shortage. Blame
Bush. Also the rate that children were immunized never increased.
But
as with all liberal folly the results never matter, it's only the
intention that counts.
>
> All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's
> medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their
> employers for paid medical insurance -- now Joe gets it, too.
We are certainly fortunate to have such a scholar as Professor
Bonehead here. He will teach economics in simple terms so
republican"ts can understand.
More liberal drivel. Economics 101. Business pays for benefits in
two
ways. One through lower wages and two through increased prices for
their goods. It is never taken from the profit, shareholders
wouldn't
invest in such a foolish company. Without shareholders you would
have
no company. So we see that in either situation it is the consumer
who
pays for this in higher prices. Simple math that can't be
understood
by simple liberals.
You are right, duh. I need to move to one of them thar red states
where we used ta have all them slaves and didn't have ta give em
nuthin'. We still do purty good keepin them coloreds down. But, hey,
we gots god on r side.
He
> prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is
safe
> to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to
regulate
> the meat packing industry.
again we see more regulations on business paid for in higher
Here prices by the consumer
Hey buddy, you are a rich man like homo, ain't you?
>
> In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle
is
> properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the
total
> contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to
know
> what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Here again we see more regulation. Now we begin to see the
foolishness of it. Ever read your shampoo bottle? Try it tomorrow.
There is a good chance that if you are not a chemist you'll have
no
idea what the ingredients are. While you at it take a look at a
bucket of driveway sealer. You'll see a warning on the can that
it's
not to be ingested. Do you think this warning is going to stop
anyone
who would consider drinking driveway sealer?
Not sure where that came from but, feel free to drink all the
driveway sealer that you want.
Who do you think pays
forv those labels that are mandatory? Another business expense
brought to you by your nanny state liberals.
What's a nanny state?
Joe
> dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he
breathes
> is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for
laws
> to stop industries from polluting our air.
This would imply that Pubbies don't breath the same air and
therefore
don't care about pollution. Foolish. The problem is that the
liberals
take it to the extreme. It was just in the papers that in Europe,
which basically has the same air standards as the US, burning
candles
in a church exceeds air standards. Pity all those from days gone
by
that heated their houses with open fireplaces. They would have
froze
to death under liberal standards.
You shore is a smart man. Hey, Einstein, this is about current
conditions, not when you were a kid.
He walks to the subway
> station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him
> considerable money in parking and transportation fees because
some
> fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation,
> which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
I love the liberal-speak "government-subsidized". It's taxpayer-
subsidized.
Kinda like this war you love so much.
Government only takes in revenue from money it can
confiscate from the producers of this country. If Joe is in the
top
10% of wage earners that he is paying over 50% of the money Govt
confiscates. If we didn't have fancy-pants liberals fighting for
public transportation Joe could use the money saved in taxes to
take
a cab to work. Because of the liberal do gooders in this country
he
now has to enter some urine smelling subway to get on filthy
trains
and hope he isn't attacked by some derelict.
Oooooh, people who use mass transit are derelicts and pee in the
subway??
>
> Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay,
> medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because
> some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these
working
> standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's
> employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
Here we go again. All these benefits union have fought for are
paid
by you in the form of higher prices. Having trouble making ends
meet?
Thank a union worker. Lose you job because the company you worked
for
couldn't compete and went overseas?
With a little help and encouragement from King George.
Thank a union member for those
high wages you used to make and the liberals for the regulations
they
placed on your employer. Both contributed to the outsourcing of
your
job.
With a little help and encouragement from King George.
The liberals and the unions have convinced people in this country
that with a minimum education and basic skills they deserve to
make
50k a year with benefits for life. It's fools gold and not
sustainable. Doubt me? Look at manufacturing in this country.
Better
yet look at all the industries unions were involved in. Take a
look
in Michigan at what they did to the auto industry. Take a look in
Pennsylvania at the steel mills. Let's not forgot all those union
textile shops that used to exist. Thank you union.
If Joe is
> hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker
> compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal
> didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary
> misfortune.
In New York State compensation costs are listed as the major
factor
for business leaving and new business not entering the state.
Thank
you unions
With a little help and encouragement from King George.
>
> Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay
some
> bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because
some
> godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous
> bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great
Depression.
Again taxpayer insured.
Hey smart guy, txpayer insured? Of course, it's the government, it's
paid for by taxes wether it's your guy or the right guy.
Remember the Keating 5? Taxpayers bailing out
banks because of corrupt politicians on both sides of the aisle.
Thank you liberals
Sorry pal. That kind of corruption is reserved for republicans. All
major bank failures and scandals have been of the GOP watch. You may
have heard of w's good buddy, Ken Lay!
>
> Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his
below-
> market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided
> that Joe and the government would be better off if he was
educated
> and earned more money over his lifetime.
Most people would be too ashamed to walk over to their neighbors
and
ask that they help pay for their education. The liberals found
away
around this. They do it for you.
Oh, so now public education is wrong?? Go back to drinking, you
fool. You want to be third world? For somebody that tries to sound
smart, you are again, a fucking moron.
They confiscate from that family
next door who has two kids and both parents working to make ends
meet
taxes to help pay your college costs. Thank you liberals.
>
> Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening
at
> his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive.
His
> car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating
> liberal fought for car safety standards.
Remember your liberal friends in DC when you go to buy a car and
you
have to extend payments almost as long as your mortgage.. Hell a
car
nowadays probably costs more than you paid for a house back in the
early seventies. Thank you liberals for all those standards and
you
union thugs who through higher wages have forced car prices out of
sight.
Hey, bonehead, you got a problem with people earning a living wage?
He arrives at his boyhood
> home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed
by
> Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make
> rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-
> government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and
> demanded rural electrification.
Thank God they have electricity.
And keeping food cold and preserved was so easy to do with fire.
I kinda like clean air. Electric heat and light. They are looking
for people to live as you seem to want to over there in Iraq. No
water, electricity, fresh food. You could open a Piggly-Wiggly.
We know they wouldn't be able to
heat the house by burning wood or lighting candles to see. The
Govt
would throw them off the property for breaking clean air
standards.
Thank you liberals
>
> He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father
lives
> on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-
drinking,
> cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so
Joe
> wouldn't have to.
Good chance that Joes father will receive more in SS than he put
in.
So in essence that same family across the street that is paying
for
your college tuition is also subsidizing Joes dad. The union he
worked for gives him his pension that you paid for in the form of
higher prices, but now to make sure they can keep paying Joes dad
enough to keep gas in his RV the company had to look to China for
lower wages to manufacture their products. Thank you Unions..
>
> Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio
> talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
> conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved
> Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe
> enjoys throughout his day.
>
> Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining
our
> lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone
should
> take care of themselves, just like I have."
The author of this article proves the fact that liberals can speak
from both openings at the opposite ends of their spines. Without
being able to look directly at them while speaking it's hard to
determine what end they are speaking from.
You have clinched my vote for that Darwin award that you spoke of
before. I do have one question that has been troubling me. Maybe
you, in your wisdom, can help me with it. If Iraq had no oil, would
we still be over there? How come the oil ministry was secured before
weapon storage facilities?? How you survived this long is beyond me,
you are an imbecile. I don't know how you can live with yourself.
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