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12 WAYS TO BEAT THE CASINOS

I was thinking(always dangerous)of the many ways to possibly put
yourself in a good position to either beat, or at least stay even
with, the casinos. This is the list I came up with.

   "I don't care how many horseshoes or four-leaf-clovers you take to
the casino with you. If you don't pay attention to the math and the
odds, you are going to lose."
                      --VP Pappy

  1. Count cards at blackjack
  2. Set dice at craps
  3. Clock roulette wheels for biases?
  4. Clock the "Big Wheel" for dealer biases?
  5. Play advantage slot machines (banking machines)
  6. Play positive video poker machines
  7. Exploit promotions
  8. Resell promotions
  9. Exploit coupons
10. Always use slot card
11. Stuff drawing ticket boxes
12. Ask, ask. ask for free things
13. Accept free drinks???(old VP Pappy jush loves thish one)
14. Accept anything offered that's free (food, rooms, shows, etc.)
15. Accept any winnings given to you by mistake? (ethical?)

    Am I missing anything?

   "Never play for comps. A spaghetti dinner is just one hand of
video poker to me."
                    --VP Pappy

    Am I missing anything?

                    --VP Pappy

Yes, stay home. That's one way to never lose a cent to the
bastards :wink:

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "worldbefree22001" <krajewski.sa@p...>
wrote:

>
> Am I missing anything?
>
> --VP Pappy

Yes, stay home. That's one way to never lose a cent to the

bastards :wink:

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BASTARD
                                                                     
1. A child born out of wedlock.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. Slang. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or
disagreeable.

   "The only thing you can change in a casino to put the odds a
little more in your favor, is your own behavior."
                    --VP Pappy

Always take hotel toiletries --2, shampoos, 1 lotion, and a sewing kit
just may be the only thing you bring home that you didn't have to
begin with;-)
Chandler

"...there is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat,
plausible, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

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On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 17:39:04 -0000, you wrote:

I was thinking(always dangerous)of the many ways to possibly put
yourself in a good position to either beat, or at least stay even
with, the casinos.