LMAO!!
donald_forsythe <DonBoats@aol.com> wrote: >>What's your guess(es)?<<
A good list. I'll add mine.
This machine-hogging jerk has probably been without female
companionship for so long that he thinks the hand that is playing
that second machine is his wife.
Don
Here you walk into a casino where 2 good machines can be found and
there he is playing on machine1. You approach him and ask him about
the machine next to him, "Is this machine taken?". He
answers "Nope.
My wife is playing this machine.".
So you walk away, check back in 5-10 minutes and noticed "The same
guy is playing both machines - wife missing.". You walk away again
for another 10-15 minutes, came back and saw the same thing "No
wife
to be found. The guy keeps playing both machines.".
Two weeks later, the same scenario happened. Same "My wife" excuse
but, no wife to be seen.
So...why use the "My wife..." stuffs in this case?
My guesses then are:
1. People respect the "wife" so much.
2. The "wife" is an ex-convict.
3. The "wife" looks like Mike Tyson.
What's your guess(es)?
Happy Holidays to everyone!!!
Gilbert
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